Troye was a very innocent 9 year old. He never talked back or else he would get a spanking. Connor, on the other hand, was extremely dirty minded for a 10 year old. He loved watching porn, he secretly used his mom's vibrator and he never missed a chance to bring up something sex related.
Surprisingly, these 2 boys were quite close friends, and Connor didn't use his dirty mind much around Troye.
"Troye, why are you wearing that silly cheese hat?" Connor snickered. Troye stuck his tongue out at the brunette boy.
"Shut up kitty cat," Troye grinned, his cheese hat sitting big and proud on his head."I didn't know you were 5," Connor shot back.
"Well I didn't know you were into pet play," Troye remarked. Connor choked on his chocolate milk, spilling the brown liquid all over the floor and on Troye's white shoes.
"CONNOR!" He exclaimed. Connor's green eyes widened.
"I'm so sorry Troye, oh lord," He apologised over and over again. Troye pouted, but accepted his apology.
"Mum can just wash it or something," He shrugged.
"Troye..do you wanna come over for a sleepover on Friday?" Connor asked nervously. Troye nodded excitedly.
"Of course! I just have to ask my mum first!" He smiled, showing his teeth.
"Yay!" Connor cheered.It was Friday night, and Troye was doing his nails while Connor looked for his gay porn magazines.
"What are you even looking for?" Troye sighed, stroking the polish covered brush on his nail.
"You'll see!" Connor smirked as he dug through his 'sex drawer'.'Let's just say it was almost overflowing with items.
"Aha!" Connor pulled out the magazine. "Troye, have a look at this."
Troye looked over and gasped at what was in front of him.
"Holy..." He muttered under his breath. Connor flicked through the pages, and the more hot guys fucking, the bigger both of their dicks became.
"Connor," Troye moaned slightly. Connor took out another magazine, this one containing straight porn.
"What is that on her chest?" Troye asked innocently. Connor facepalmed.
"They are her boobs," Connor said.
"Is that what my mum has? I think she has some as well!" Troye questioned.
"All girls have them. They are bigger if you're older," Connor explained.
"Ohh!" Troye replied. "Boobs look scary."
"They're hot!" Connor defended.
"Eww! They look like big melons!" Troye squealed. Connor bursted out laughing, clutching his stomach for support.
"They're not green!" Connor giggled.
"But still!" Troye argued.
"Whatever."
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Odd Tronnor One Shots
FanfictionWarning: could make you choke ;) (or cry either one)