Don't you just hate it when people eat your lawyers? Give me a "Lumos!" if you agree.
Well. That was successful.
My first lawyer, Theo Beck, happened to get lucky. How? For starters, he was eaten by none other than: (drumroll please) *dudududududuuuuu*....*ping!*
JC. Of course. I mean, why not?
There are actually multiple answers to that:
1) Theo Beck wrote a lawsuit against JC the day right before he was assassinated
2) Theo Beck was an expensive lawyer
3) YOU DO NOT EAT LAWYERS!!!!!
So number 1 was kind of self explanatory, so let's skip straight to number 2. Theo Beck was an expensive lawyer. JC bit into him like he was a pear! No! It is just plain despicable to think of an apple as a pear! I'm positive JC could have another lawsuit filed against her from the District of Fruity Beings for false assumptions that Theo Beck was a pear. A pear! Unthinkable...
On to number 3. YOU DO NOT EAT LAWYERS!!!!! (Oh but you do. -JC)
Grr you, JC.
It isn't posh to eat someone else's lawyer. It is morally incorrect to eat other people's lawyers. If you want to get along with someone, you should probably try to resist eating their lawyers. Just sayin'......
But if you really feel the need to eat other people's lawyers because you're "hungry" or something, at least ask! And if you're not gonna ask, at least don't waste the lawyer! If you really have to waste the lawyer, at least don't take two bites out of him and just throw him in the trash without a "thank you"!! (Hint, hint)
This all brings me to the conclusion that.....
JC is a despicable person. Do not trust her at all costs. (This is a very important lesson that you will learn early on!!!)
Also, R.I.P.(Read In Peace) Theo Beck. You will always be in memory on Wattpad.
Let's just hope that Adam the Apple doesn't get eaten by JC like Theo Beck was.....
SPARKLE ON, UNICORNS!!!!!!!
(a/n)
This actually happened. If you don't believe me, you can even check with Peej. She'll tell you... (hopefully)
Keep on sparkling, unicorns! (Just don't sparkle like Edward Cullen, though. We don't need another Cedric Diggory. One is enough.)
-Teal
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GROUP RANTS
Sonstiges-DANG GROUP RANTS- KK, so here comes JC ranting about Suga and BamBam. -Teal Here comes me ranting about my little cousins fighting over stupid stuff and the littlest one being the brat and spawn of Satan she is. -Peej
