WHEN YOU FALL OFF YOUR BED BECAUSE OF TURKEYS - JC

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i was doing something. i was texting in da gc with teal and peej when i fell off my bed. This may sound partially normal but NAW!

I was so scared i just dont know if i can put this in words. Now, my neighbors has this exceptionally good looking kid whos around my age and it just so happens he decided to scare tHE DAMN TURKEYS TOWARDS MY DAMN WINDOW.  THEY LITERALLY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I'M USING THE WHITE GIRL DEFINITION OF LITERALLY RIGHT NOW, SO DONT NO ONE GO SAY "WHAT IF SHE ACTUALLY SHIT HER PANTS?"

so i was like on meh phone and then i heard the damn turkeys and i actually let out a yelp

















and fell off the bed. into my closet. thats the worst bit.














at least he didnt see. (i think)







OMO WHAT IF HE SAW???i literally live next to him. My family goes over to his house for dinner sometimes! what if he saw. oh well. im just gonna go jump off the nearest cliff.


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