Just so you don't get confused, Demon Child part one was the chapter where I ranted about Living With A Bratty Little Cousin. In this edition of the "Demon Child Series," I will be ranting on about the shit that went on with the bratty 6 year old who still sucks her thumb today!
So today, I was just hanging with my chill middle child cousin (We'll call her bug eyes (Her eyes are hella huge)) as usual. We decided to play a card game called Speed. It's pretty fun game, but I'm too lazy to explain how the game works. Anyways, I have a set conversation of what happened today. It's pretty self explanatory, so yeah.
BE = Bug Eyes, DC = Demon Child, CD = Cousin's dad, PJ = Me, duh.
BE- Speed(You say Speed when you win, if you didn't know)! I win!
PJ- I'll set it up
DC- BUT IT'S MY TURN!!
BE- Okay, c'mon
*A few minutes later*
BE- Speed!
DC- Dang it!
BE- (My real name) plays winner, (I'll just say BE said PJ instead of my real name...) PJ, c'mon!
DC- What?! No! I didn't get to play as much as PJ did!
BE- DC! Me and PJ played twice! You and I played twice! So it's fair
DC- Nuh-uh! You and PJ played like four times!
BE- NO WE DIDN'T!
DC- *turns to CD and angrily stomps over to him*
DC- Dad, do you think it's fair that they played four times and I only played once?
BE- OH MY GOD DC WE JUST PLAYED TWO ROUNDS!! PJ AND I PLAYED TWO ROUNDS!!
DC- NO YOU DIDN'T!!!
CD- I think that is very unfair, but DC, because of all this arguing, you're making them not want to play with you
DC- *Stomps over to chair and sits angrily*
You hear that? I hear LIES. LIES, LIES, LIES, ALL I HEAR IS LIES COMING FROM THIS THUMB-SUCKER'S MOUTH! I mean seriously! She was making up small lies and it was pissing both Bug eyes and I off so badly. I was ready to yell at that brat.
Then after that, Bug eyes, Demon Child, and Birdy (The oldest out of the three) had to play outside. So that's what they did....EXCEPT FOR DEMON CHILD. Demon Child stayed inside even when she was told to go outside. You know what her excuse was? "They always leave me out of their games..." AHEM AHEM, BITCH WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??
LIKE I KNOW YOU'RE SIX ALREADY, BUT BITCH YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO LIE. I've them all play together, all three of them. Not a single person left out. But what does this bitch do? SHE LIES TO PERSUADE OTHER PEOPLE INTO BELIEVING HER INSTEAD OF THE VICTIMS OF HER CRIMES!!
Because of her lies, everyone believes her. Because of her "cute" "innocent" face, everyone loves her. Behind the mask, SHE'S THE DEVIL!! We had asked her to play but she was just kept saying no. We're trying to make and effort to play with you! But NooOOOoooOOOooooOOOooOoO. You decide to make excuses and lies just so that you get your own way. And guess what...IT ALWAYS WORKS.
After about an hour or so of ranting on to each other and getting our anger out to one another (this was all between Birdy, Bug eyes, and I), we decided to start drawing since there was nothing else to do in the grass of our yard. But guess where Demon Child was this whole time she was supposed to be playing outside? SHE WAS TALKING HER FRIENDS ON THE PHONE. AND THEIR DAD LET HER.
SHE JUST SAT THERE IN THEIR ROOM (All three of them share a room) TALKING TO HER FRIENDS!! LIKE WTF?? AND I SWEAR, THEIR DAD HAS FAVORITISM GOING ON IN THE FAM BECAUSE HE MADE THE OTHERS STAY OUTSIDE WHILE THAT STUPID BRAT GOT TO STAY INSIDE AND DO BETTER THINGS THAN BE OUTSIDE AND DOING NOTHING AT ALL!!! IF THERE WEREN'T ANY PEOPLE AROUND AND IT WAS JUST ME AND THAT BRAT, OH GOD, YOU WOULD NEED TO TIE TO A CHAIR TO STOP ME FROM STRANGLING THE BRAT.
UUGGGHHH THIS BRAT I SWEAR TO GOD (or Got7, in JC's words). SHE PISSES ME OFF SO BADLY AND IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY TIME SHE OVERREACTED AND LIED,I WOULD HAVE OVER A MILLION DOLLARS!! THIS BRAT OVERREACTS AND LIES BASICALLY 24/7 AND THE SAD PART IS THAT EVERYONE BELIEVES THE LIES SHE SPEAKS!! AND IT'S AS IF THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND HER! IT'S ALWAYS HER. HER,HER,HER AND NO ONE ELSE! WHENEVER THERE'S A CONVERSATION, EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF HER MOUTH IS EXAGGERATED FACTS ABOUT HER AND YES I KNOW SHE'S 6 YEARS OLD, BUT CAN'T SHE BE A GENEROUS 6 YEAR OLD THAT CARES FOR EVERYBODY ELSE BEFORE SHE STARTS TO CARE ABOUT HERSELF?? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, I'M GETTING TIRED OF THIS BRAT(That P!ATD concert/video reference though xD)!
Anyways, if you think of me differently for calling a 6 year old a Demon child and judging the things a 6 year old does, I don't blame you. Just know, this is almost a thousand words long and I am getting tired of this brat intruding my life. I will jump off a cliff now, thank you very much. Anyways, another rant by me, hope you have a swell day and a good night and stay positive!
x| Bad Squishy Peej |x
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Diversos-DANG GROUP RANTS- KK, so here comes JC ranting about Suga and BamBam. -Teal Here comes me ranting about my little cousins fighting over stupid stuff and the littlest one being the brat and spawn of Satan she is. -Peej
