Kelly

Animals In The House!

Chapter 3:

After the wolf ran off I had dragged the hunter to a tree with the help the Squirrel brought. Yea, I know  it really helped me because that man was heavy. The animals consisted of Rabbits, A Deer, 5 Squirrels and a pregnant bird. On the way to the house I found like 4 stray cats in an alley and promised them food for two reasons the first reason is that they looked starved and the second reason is the more the merrier!

I bet the neighbors were really confused to see a girl with animals following her walking down the street. I couldn't have them in my car could I?

Ha what a sight that must have been.

My plan worked perfectly mom had the surprise of her life when she got home. I think that, that was the first time my mom has ever freaked out that much. She went nuts!

I mean who wouldn’t freak out if they saw a bunch of animals eating salads in their room?

And of course me being normal I celebrated with a nice glass of ice cold iced tea and goldfish crackers in a fancy bowl in the kitchen and it was spectacular. (I know big word).

But on the bad side my mom grounded me no more going outside for the week.

But how was I supposed to know mom was allergic to cats. Poor woman is sneezing all over the place. We have to get the place fumigated to remove all the animal hair and scent from out of the house so we’re going to my mom’s friends place to stay tonight.

“How was supposed to know you were allergic to cats?!” I yelled at my mom while stuffing my Cookie Monster socks in my bag. My sneezing mother is currently glaring at me from my door way in a blue robe with tissue in her hand up against her red nose.

“Maybe (sneeze) it’s because you were (sneeze) too busy getting into trouble (sneeze) all the time unlike normal teens!” she said.

I rolled my eyes as she left. Why is it my fault? All she had to do was not take me to “Doctor” Earl’s office and this would have never happened.

“Whatever” I said stuffing the rest of my stuff into my bag. Grabbing the bag and walking downstairs I see a huge shadow in the kitchen.

Tip-toeing into the kitchen I see Arnold, also known as Mr. Crazy Tall, talking to my mom.

“Mr. Crazy Tall what brings you to the house hold?” I asked rocking on the back of my heels.

“Oh nothing just the fact that I got a call about you pranking your mother” he said looking at me with a raised eye brow.

“Ha oh that” I laughed nervously.

“So I’m going to be with you the remainder of the night so you won’t try anything else” he said while my mom nodded her head in agreement.

Oh gosh this is about worse than the time she hired that police team to follow me around because I tried brake into One Directions mansion. All I wanted to do was feel Harry Styles hair I don’t know what the big deal was. But I did have fun with the cops we went to the mall and movies to see The Smurfs. Officer Keener was a real cool guy and so was his squad until they broke up a fight between me and this guy who thought it was okay to try to steal my popcorn. He learned his lesson when I pushed a pressure point in his neck that made him go paralyzed for like a week.

They put me in the police car with me yelling out ‘Hey guys I thought we were friends!’

It turned in my favor though because I was released in a hour thanks to a little thing called money! Just kidding I made everyone in the cell go mad to the point where they were about to hurt me so I got released free of charge.