Kelly

Trouble Comes A Knocking!

(Wes Bently as Arnold)

Chapter One:

What could I have possibly gotten myself into?

I go to school and all hell breaks loose!

"I may or may not have hit a teen with my car, destroyed a locker, made a teacher quit, started a fire, spilled paint and my teacher fell, broke someone's nose, and to top it off I only made 1 and a half friends!"

So right now I'm with Mr. Earl (the therapist with problems) in his office. Explaining my problems at school today. FML.

Right now I was not pleased for mom dragging me in this place, literary, and my dad laughed and watched as the, 30 year old in high heels dragged me across the carpet, while getting weird looks from patients and workers I might add. They were probably thinking why is a famous actor is dragging this girl on the carpet down the hallway. I really hope someone recorded it! Don't give me that look! I want to see it!

"Well let's just start from the beginning" Mr. Earl said as he pushed his glasses up in mid-fall.

He still smelled like Fruit Loops and day old bread.

Oh no not this again. I'm going to get mom back good after this.

"Well I'm going to be here for at least 4 hours I might as well give you the story, it all started this morning, 2 hours before school, when my mom decided to give me a bodyguard."

**FLASHBACK**

"Mom I can almost guarantee you that I don't need a body guard" I said rolling my eyes as a man that was very tall and probably around his late twenties came strolling into the living where we were now sitting.

"Kelly Price! You and I both know what happens when you're not supervised."

"Mom! That house burned down on its own! Haven't you ever heard of spontaneous combustion?"

"Yes but there were traces of burned pop tarts everywhere!" she said infer sizing the word everywhere by waving her arms in the air, looking like a crazy woman.

Still you have no proof I said to myself. My mom was currently giving me 'the look.' So I think I should comply before she explodes or something.

"Geez mom fine. But how are we going to disguise Mr. Crazy Tall?" I said looking at the 6 ft. 5 giant in the suit next to my crazy mother.

"He is going to be a janitor there under cover" she said while making what seems to be undercover movements by covering her face and peeking through her hands.

My mom's a dork.

"Okay mother I'll go get ready!" I said running upstairs to my room to escape my very embarrassing mother. Poor thing I left him downstairs with my mom.

Nah he'll be okay.

Alright back to me. What should I wear?

Hmm I know! When in doubt Skinny Jeans and T-Shirt it out!

Jumping into the shower I did what normal people did in the shower I sung my heart out.

I started singing Bullet by Hollywood Undead:

"My legs are dangling off the edge

The bottom of the bottle is my only friend

I think I'll slit my wrists again and I'm