A Series Of Patrick Stump Imagines

What's This?

A/N: The title is inspired by the song What's This from Nightmare Before Christmas. If you don't know what that is, YOU NEED YO FUCKING WATCH IT CUZ YOU ARE MISSING OUT. And this imagine has nothing to do with Halloween OR Christmas, I just wanted to use that title for this imagine. Sue me.

     "Oh, Y/N!" Patrick called out.

     "Yes?" I asked, shutting the book I was reading."What's up, hon?"

     Patrick walked into our bedroom and sat on the bed next to me. "I have to ask you about something."

     "Well, ask away."

     "What's this?"

     Patrick handed me his phone. My eyes widened at what was on the screen. "Uhm..."

     "Uhm, what? You aren't going to admit that this is one of your fan accounts?"

     "What are you talking about?" I squeaked.

     "You know, when you lie, your voice gets higher." (A/N: Mine only does that when I fangirl lol)

     "Bullshit," I scoffed, trying to make my voice lower.

     "So, when where you going to tell me about this?"

     "There's nothing to tell you about because that's not mine."

     "Oh really? When was the last time you were on Tumblr?"

     "Patrick-"

     "Honey, I know this is yours," Patick said. "It's the same username as your other fan accounts."

     "What other fan accounts?"

     "Your Instagram and Wattpad."

     I laughed nervously."I don't have Instagram or Wattpad."

     "Do you not remember that time you shouted,'I got 1K reads!' and then I took your phone and read that fanfic you wrote? Well, I remembered your username and checked out that fan account of ypurs. You just so happened to put it out there that you had a Tumblr AND an Instagram, so I checked it out. Some of the stuff you post is quite... interesting."

My cheeks were burning."How do you know those were mine?"

"So you admit you have them!"

"Oh, shut up Patrick," I mumbled.

"I was quite suprised to see that you ship Peterick."

"I ship the bromance!" I said defensively.

"Then why have you written Peterick fanfic?"

I turned redder."It's the Internet, I can do what I want."

"Yuh-huh. So are you gonna keep using those fan accounts?"

"Maybe, maybe not. I have a question for you, now."

"Yes?"

"What were you doing reading bandfics on Wattpad?"

"Shut up."

"I mean, regular bandfics I understand. Some of those are really well written. But Peterick bandfics? What's up with that? Do you secretly ship Peterick, too?" I teased.

"No, I was just curious."

"Mm-hmm. You keep telling yourself that, hon. I'm gonna go downstairs and play Wii. Do you want to play with me, or are you gonna read some more Peterick bandfics?"

"Let's go play Wii."

"Race you downstairs!" I yelled, dashing off.

"That's not fair!" Patrick yelled back.

"You know what isn't fair? Chiding me for my bandom accounts when you're the one reading Peterick fanfics!"

"It was one time!"

A/N: Sorry that sucked. On a different note, I HAVE 1K VOTES!!! THAT IS SO AWESOME, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
Tanto amore,
PhoenixBenzedrine❤️❤️❤️