1. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
2. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
5. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing.
7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
8. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
9. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
11. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
13. Surprise me! Say something intelligent!
14. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
15. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
16. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
17. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
18. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
19. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
20. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission.
21. You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
22. Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
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Funny facts about life
HumorApparently these things I think up are funny. Everyone says so at school so why not post them on wattpad?
