1.Talk is cheap, but that's okay, so are you.
2. If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder! It would be an apocalypse!
3. This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
4. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
5. When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
6. A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
7. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
8. Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
9. Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.
10. Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
11. Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
12. He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.
13. I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
14. I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
15. I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
16. That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
17.There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.
18. What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
19. If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.
20. I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
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Funny facts about life
HumorApparently these things I think up are funny. Everyone says so at school so why not post them on wattpad?
