Being cute fails

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Liu

He attempted to write a poem for you, but Sully took over and made it all about your ass and tits.

Sonic.exe

He was going to grab your hand, but he 'accidentally' grabbed your ass.

Lost Silver

He went to give you a hug, but his arms and legs disappeared at the last moment and he face planted.

Dr. Smiley

He wanted to give you his heart, but he didn't want to cut it out of his chest so he gave you a victims heart. Might wanna stick to figuratively giving you his heart.

Offenderman

He gave you a rose, withoUT TAKING OUT THE THORNS. 'Nuff said.

Darkiplier

He brought you to an amusement park. Not just any amusement park. Lj's. Your date was basically being followed by LJ all night.

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