You blindly walked through the cloud door.
And fell.
Seriously.
How did you not see that coming? It's a CLOUD door! What'd you expect? A magical leoplurodon?
Fortunately for you, there was something soft at the bottom.
Disgusting.
But soft.
You fell into the biggest pile of poop that you can imagine.
Well maybe not the biggest.
To be exact, it had a diameter of exactly seven feet all the way around.
In other words, it was a mathematically perfect pile of poop.
And you just ruined it.
How does that make you feel?
If you get out of your rather smelly situation, go to Chapter Fifteen.
If you feel at home there, I suggest that you put this down and think about your life choices.
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Sarcasm and Serpents
HumorThis story, is quite frankly, modeled after the choose your adventure stories. I am planning to do more in the future, as it's an interesting format. This one, just happens to be if you had been transported into a realm of Sarcastic Magic. All will...
