You quickly flung open the plant door, and jumped through, as the writhing knob was quite disturbing.
Great idea, choosing the creepy door.
You observed your surroundings, to see a field of flowers.
With faces.
Talking.
Why did you choose the creepy door.
Of course, once they recognized that there was a non- flower in their midst, they shut up.
How cliche.
And then came "Ewwww. Look at it! It doesn't have a petals!"
And the whole friggin field started giggling and gossiping.
If you show them why they shouldn't gossip about you, go to Chapter Sixteen.
If you try talking to them, think about what you're going to do, and then if you're still sure, go to Chapter Seventeen.
After checking into a mental hospital for wanting to reason with prissy pansies.
And if you walk away, go to Chapter Eighteen.
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Sarcasm and Serpents
ComédieThis story, is quite frankly, modeled after the choose your adventure stories. I am planning to do more in the future, as it's an interesting format. This one, just happens to be if you had been transported into a realm of Sarcastic Magic. All will...
