You somehow walked through the doorway without hesitation, despite it looking like you might summon a demon by doing so.
Oh well.
I'm already here.
Let's get back to the story.
So anyways, you walked straight through the doorway, and into....
A really nice room.
Seriously, marble with silver and jade inlay?
Talk about fancy.
Alot of people would, and have, killed for this room.
As you would've found out in five seconds if I hadn't told you anything.
A woman in a silver and white dress and armor burst in, flanked by two heavily guarded men covered in bloodstains.
Oh lucky you.
If you hide in a jar, go to Chapter Twenty One. If you thought Pilots should go after that, you need to put this down, congratulate yourself, and read some more.
If you confront them, go to Chapter Twenty Two.
If you dart out of the door, go to Chapter Twenty Three, and be ashamed of yourself for not confronting your problems.
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