Vader: I don't like the idea of you dating that smuggler. He blew up my Death Star!
Leia: Well, let's hear out what mum has to say about this. Oh WAIT... You killed her. I forgot.
Vader: That's it you're grounded. Go to your room now.
Leia: My room was on Alderaan. Seems like it got blown up by a certain someone who also killed my mum.
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Star Wars Jokes
FanfictionStar Wars. All Star Wars. But funny. May the force be with you. SPOILER ALERT!!! (duh)
