*Episode V The Empire Strikes Back *
*Cloud city*
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
Luke: He told me enough!
He told me that my father was a selfish, egocentric crybaby who did nothing but brood and complain.
He also told me, "Lukey, don't act like your father or I'll cut your legs off and set you on fire."
Vader: NOOOOOOOO! That's not true! That's impossible!
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