Star Wars Jokes

LUKE SKYWALKER

Luke's life sucks.

First his aunt and uncle died from a fire in his house when he was away.

Next he fell in love with a princess only to know that she was his sister.

Then he got his hand cut off and found out that his father was the most evil guy in the galaxy.

When his dad finally turned good, he died.

Then his sister left him alone because she got married to some badass.

And he left to a planet, waiting for 20 years for his sister to find him.

#sadlife #verylonelyluke