Matsu Box

Give Ichimatsu All the Pussies (cats)

If there's one thing that'll make Ichimatsu happy, is a pussy.... Um... Correction: a cat.

Ichimatsu is having a bad day? Give him a cat. Is he feeling sad? Give him a cat. Karamatsu is being painful again? Give that boy a cat. Someone ate his pudding? Cat. All of Ichimatsu's problems can be solved with a cat. The brothers were already aware of Ichimatsu's strange, high addiction to cats, if one were to describe in such a way, it was only a matter of time until they used it to their advantages.

It first began with the eldest brother, as always, and he was begging for money. As always.

"He-ey Ichimatsu!" He laid his back on Ichimatsu's, causing him to crouch over, almost folding his body in half. Which was not pleasant for the boy since he was not at all flexible like Jyushimatsu or Todomatsu.

"What do you want? You're crushing my back." He muttered quietly.

"Lend me some money!" Osomatsu grinned his trademark grin.

"What? No way..." Ichimatsu tried to shake his other brother off. "Go ask mom or something."

"That's why I'm asking you!" Osomatsu turned around to nuzzle the back of Ichimatsu, rubbing his head that was most likely to cause friction, and the ends of his hair to stand on an end. "You're the only one I can depend on, Ichi!!"

"G-Get off Osomatsu..." Ichimatsu tried to nudge him off again. "My stash is only for cats. What are you even going to use the money for anyways?"

"Pachinko of course."

"Then it's an absolute no."

"What?! C'moooon!!" Osomatsu whined, and continued to nuzzle the back of Ichimatsu, even more so that the fourth son could've swore that enough electricity was being made to provide for all of Tokyo.

"My stash is for my cats... And you know that..."

"Ah but if I win big I'll buy some treats for them! Please, please, pleeeease!! Ichi—"

The next thing the eldest son knew, was that a few yen bills were presented in front of him. His eyes made a cha-ching sound before grabbing the money and kissing it, jumping for joy like a lunatic. "Alright, sweet!! Ichimatsu you're the best!!" Osomatsu skipped out of the house, only to then probably lose most of the money on gambling.

Of course that might've been an one time thing only, but the rest of the brothers soon found out about this advantage.

A few days later the youngest was unfortunate enough to get on the fourth son's bad side. Hell, he even received a low growl from him that sounded way too animalistic for a human being, but then again the man turned into a hybrid of half-cat, half-human once, so who knows what kind of species he actually was? So naturally, the little pink shit pulled off his teary eyed crap.

"Uwaah.. Ichimatsu nii-san, you're so cruel... All I wanted to do was show you a cat video... I didn't think you'd get mad at me for trying to talking to you..." Todomatsu pulled his hands from his face, to peek at his older brother's reaction, only to see that it returned to its normal dull expression.

"I wanna see."

"Eh?"

"The cat video."

By the end of week, all of the brothers knew about this, er... Weakness? Par from Jyuushimatsu, who either knew from the start; since Ichimatsu went with whatever the ray of sunshine did or said. That or he was just dumb. Stupidly, adorably, dumb. But you know who else is dumb? Osomatsu Matsuno. Pringles Original here thought that he'd get away with leeching off his younger brother's money, so he decided to take some. Without asking. As fucking usual.