Matsu Box

Weebmatsu

On that one morning, Choromatsu woke up earlier than usual. Way earlier than his brothers at least. There was nothing that was going to stop him, absolutely nothing. He had the whole day planned out, it was flawless, it was perfect, and there was no way it was going to get ruined.

It was going to be a perfect day, and no one was going to screw it up for him. At least that's what he thought, five hours ago.

Five hours prior to this...

Choromatsu made sure to wake himself up three hours before his usual time, so that he would be the first one to wake out of all of his brothers. He's even practiced forcing himself awake for weeks now, so that he could perfect it. Not only that, but he even practiced walking down the stairs quietly so that they wouldn't creak when he stepped on them. Try hard.

The third son made and ate his breakfast quickly before successfully leaving the house. He felt accomplished, so he high-five'd himself realizing one second later that he basically just clapped. Wow okay, that's awkward... If there was one thing Choromatsu was really good at, it was embarrassing himself. He knew this for a fact thanks to his piece of shit older brother, Osomatsu. But not today, today will be the day where Choromatsu will not embarrass himself! Today was the long awaited day of an anime con that Choromatsu had been wanting to go to since last spring. After months of planning, preparation, and making sure that his brothers wouldn't find out, Choromatsu would finally be able to be the filthy otaku he is.

He was finally able to go to the anime con, to buy some hardcore  BL doujinshi.

Did his brothers know that he was an otaku? Yes they did. Did they know that he was into BL? Not so much. Probably.

Don't get the boy wrong, he was never into such, "sinful homoerotic displays" (as he would describe it several months ago) to begin with, but after seeing his little brother Jyuushimatsu selling his erm... "BL", Choromatsu was a little interested in it... Hey, can you blame the green bean?

After waiting in line for quite a long time, Choromatsu entered the building and felt that he was at peace. He was with his people. And away from his shitty brothers too. But he was with his people. That's all that matters.

Choromatsu pulled out the neatly folded piece of paper out from his pocket and unfolded it. It was a map of the convention, if he was going to get his hands on some good shit, he better know where he was going.

The day flew by quickly, and it was time for the con to end. None of his brothers bothered to call him (because he didn't have a phone hAH), and no one he knew saw him here to embarrass him! Sweet! Choromatsu left the building with bags in his hands full of merchandise that he'd probably never use and leave out to collect dust. Not so sweet, but he didn't really care. He was also lucky enough to buy some top notch BL, (don't like, don't read) and tentacle hentai. Someone kink shame this vanilla boy. Either way, it was a good day, and it was time to head home.

Choromatsu skipped down the street as he neared his way home. That was until he stopped mid-skip and realized that there was a flaw in his plan. He never really thought out how he was going to hide all his shit from his brothers, particularly Osomatsu, so they wouldn't steal it, or worse, made fun of him and break it. He can't hire a samurai either, damn. Choromatsu walked cautiously to his house and as he opened the front door he listened closely for any voices. Nothing. Are they all out? The third son tiptoed around the house, checking all rooms for any sign of life. As he reached the bedroom he realized that he had the whole place to himself.

"YES!! Ah." Choromatsu covered his mouth quickly, realizing that was a bit too loud. Thinking that it was safe, he put down his bags and walked over to the washroom. He made a note to himself to go to the washroom whenever he could.

He walked over to the washroom, locked the door behind him, went over to the toilet and well, you know, did the thing that people do on the toilet. It's not really necessary to tell you. Unless you're one of those people that's into that then... Erm...

That aside, Choromatsu finished up and was washing his hands when he heard the front door unlock. Oh no. He turned off the sink to listen closely.

"Aw man! I didn't win anything today!"

"Nothing!! Nothing!!"

"Heh, it seems that fate decided that today wasn't your— bOEH!!"

"Tch..."

"Ehh? Choromatsu-nii-san is back already?"

Choromatsu then began to scream inside his head. "Crap!! They're all back!! I'll just have to hide my stuff quickly before they... Eh?" He jiggled the doorknob once, twice, then again. "Why the hell isn't it opening?!!"

"Hey, hey, Ichimatsu! I bet fappymatsu bought some reaallly interesting stuff, wanna try and find it?"

"Heh, Osomatsu you always have the best ideas... Let's do it."

Choromatsu screamed inside his head again. "Shit! Shit! Shit!!! Osomatsu and Ichimatsu are the last people on earth who I'd want to see my stuff!!" Choromatsu tried to open the door again, but it just wouldn't budge. Since when was this door so difficult? Last he remembered this door never got... A thought came into Choromatsu's mind, and he mentally slapped himself. He forgot to unlock it. Damn, Choro, back at it again with the unnecessary embarrassment. He flung the door open and ran to the bedroom, but it was too late.

" 'Ah! Ahhh! Oh, yes! Harder... Harder!! MmMmmghh!! It feels so good!... Ahh.. Nnghh... It's so big and hot!! I can feel it in my —' "

"AAAAAA WHAT ARE YOU DOINGG?!!"

"I'm reading out loud." Osomatsu said bluntly, whereas Ichimatsu was on his back dying with laughter. He laugh was cute, but now's not the time for brotherly love.

"I can SEE that!! I mean what are you doing with my..."

"Porn?" The eldest sneered before flipping through the pages. He was looking through the BL doujinshi. Oh dear god. "Maaan, Choro you're into some weird shit."

"Choromatsu, I didn't know you're into the tentacle porn..." Ichimatsu said casually while flipping through one of the hentai books that Choromatsu has bought, earlier on today. "Heh, pervert."

"AnD THIS IS COMING FROM YOU GUYS?!" He felt his little to no pride vanishing. "Give it back!!" Choromatsu reached down to grab the BL out of his other brother's hand, but Osomatsu dodged his grasp laughing.

"No way man! This is way to funny!! Ichimatsu listen to this part!!"

Choromatsu then began to chase Osomatsu around the room, much to both Osomatsu and Ichimatsu's entertainment.

" 'Ahn... Put it in... Put your big fat cock inside my hungry man-pussy... <3' "

"Uwah... Osomatsu you even were able to add a heart to it, you should do some voice acting."

"I know right? Listen to this! 'Ahh! No! If you touch there I'm... Ahh, I'm gonna... MmMMM!!' "

"AAAA STOP READING IT OUT LOUD!!"

"Argh!! You guys are so noisy, what's going on?!" Todomatsu slammed the door open, much to everyone's surprise.

"Hey Totty wanna see the weird shit Choromatsu gets off on?"

"Osomatsu-nii-san, stop!!!"