*Next morning*
I hardly got any sleep. Pierce kept coming in and shaking me awake asking if I wanted anything. I think maybe he secretly wanted to sleep with me. He made Peggy sleep on the floor for some odd reason. Bitch kept farting and I kept complaining it stank.
I don't know if I was dreaming but he told her to take a shower. Well I need one really bad.
"So when do you think were gonna go home Peggy? I need to shower we've been here for 2 days" I asked.
"But I'm having fun!" She whines rubbing Chucho's leg.
"Aye mami don't stop" his teeth sticking out as he's moaning. (Oh mommie)
"What the fuck?" Sarah enters the room.
"Chucho why are you touching me!" Peggy screams.
"Leave my woman alone!" Sarah goes all ape shit on him and tumbles on him.
Chucho was turning purple as Sarah was chocking him.
Then all of a sudden we see a spatula fly in the middle of Sarah and Chucho.
"Mi mijo esta pinche loca va matarlo" Mister Lara appears. (My son this crazy bitch is gonna kill him)
Consuenolo yells "Ayuda nos pinche india be argara tus flechas" (help us you stupid Indian go get your crossbow) Sorry that might sound racist.
What the fuck? All I hear is rice rice beans beans....
"Your not real!" Sarah yells as she tugs at Mister Lara's face almost scalping him off while Chucho is yanking her from the ponytail.
"Ya'll look like the human centepede, y'all need to stop" Peggy intervenes
Then all of a sudden there is a gunshot.
PIERCE GREYWATERS DEAD.
We see mark outside the window holding a gun in his hand.
"Omg Pierce?" I sound. My voice comes out shaky.
"What's with all the rukus" Pierce appears with his pajama pants.
If it wasn't for the situation I would totally be checking out his six pack.
But it isn't Pierce its Sarah! I'd know that ponytail anywhere.
They are face down and I go to shake her.
Just then she pops up "Holy shit I'm not dead! I'm alive?" She hollers feeling herself for any bullet wounds.
"Damn girl what are you some kind of alien?" Peggy voices
"Nah I just got a vest BITCHES!" She rips her shirt open and shows us her vest.
"Nice" Peggy nods.
"La local era una policia?? Ayi chingada madre vamonos ala verga!" Mister Lara tells Chucho and Consuelo, and they all run out the window and into...
a ditch?
(The crazy bitch was a cop? Oh motherfucking shit let's get the fuck out!)
"Mis Huevos!" One of them yells. (My nuts!)
*****
Turns out today Pierce was having an interview or some shit. Yeah he was dressed all nice. I couldn't stop checking him out. Like daymnn
"So how do I look?" He asked while fixing his tie.
"You look like that one fellow what is that one movie called? Fifty greys of shades" Peggy butted in.
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Dakota, Finding Herself
HumorDakota, is a native runaway. She ran away from her tribe, to see the world. The reason she ran away was because she didn't feel like she belonged. Dakota is very spirtual. Along her journey she meets someone who changes her life FOREVER.
