The Real Pierce Greywaters

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I squint an eye open and the blinding light welcomes my sight. I quickly shut it again and slowly get up.

I put a hand to my throbbing head.

"Ugh how long was I asleep" I mutter to no one in particular.

Someone roles over on my other side "5 days" they reply sleepily.

I realize its Peggy and I watch as she gets up in her tighty whities while letting out a fart in the process, she proceeds to the bathroom.

Hm.

"Oh hey your awake" Pierce grins as he leans by the door.

I snap my head to him.

"Yeah. What the hell happened?" I groan.

"You got hit in the head by that one crazy chick. Don't worry though it was on accident" he says.

"Yeah i tried to get the fucking rat and then i hit you! I was like oh shit" she giggles nervously appearing behind him with the broom still in her hands.

I frown Woah she just appeared

"Well watch it next time sarah!" I scold.

"I'm sorry! she told me she was single" she holds out her palms in mock surrender.

"Um what?"...

"Wait what?" she says with a serious expression.

"What are you talking about" I laugh.

"I don't know I'm gonna go" she leaves awkwardly.

"They offered her a brownie and I think she's still on acid or some shit" Pierce gestures behind him.

"Sir would you like me to help the ma'am with anything?" appears a maid, with her hands clasped behind her back.

He even has maids? Who IS this dude?

Suddenly the thought that i don't even know him and im in his house has got me all freaking out.

Shit. I need to get peggy and skiddaddle! Asap.

I can feel his piercing stare on me as he tells the maid that he wont need her services at the moment.

I hope he doesn't see through my panicking demeanor.

"Um. I need to use the bathroom" I blurt out.

"Okay well the bathrooms down the hall" he has his arms crossed and his looking at me with a curious expression.

I get off the bed and look everywhere besides him, as i pass by him he suddenly clasps my arm.

I jump a little in surprise.

"You okay" he furrows his eyebrows.

"I'm great" I force a smile.

I shove past him and continue my search for peggy instead of going to the bathroom.

I grab my shoes and jacket that..somehow ended up the floor? and spot peggy talking with that one chick sarah.

"Yeah and I was like WHAT THE FUUCK" sarah waves a fist frantically

Peggy's holding her belly "Your one funny chick you know that" she pats her on the shoulder.

I pull her away "Peggy? We need to leave"

She looks at me quizzically "Why? We are having so much fun. I mean would you look at the size of this place. I gotta say you picked a keeper" she winks.

"So dakota tell me about your sex life with Pierce" Sarah appears nudging me.

I shake my head at her and shove Peggy my stuff to hold "Oh yeah it was great we stayed up all night, He--" I decide to play along

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