Dakota, Finding Herself

Man Buns are In

"Daakota" Peggy whines.

"Forget about Pierce. He was just good while it lasted no? Ca'mon lets go out!" Peggy urges.

I continue to smoke my blunt as I slouch on the couch.

"He's already forgotten, can't I just relax. Fuuck Peggy your like 90 years old and you want to go everywhere" I sigh.

"Well I'm a 90 year old who still got game" she argues.

"Lets go to a strip club. We can meet all kinds of papis" she grins.

I laugh out loud "Wow pegster you are one weird old lady but FINE" I drag out.

"I'll go" I give in.

"Thats my girl!" she stands up and hoots.

I did need to have more fun after all. While I am still single that is.

Lets hope Reggie never finds me.

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"This was your idea of a good time... Old men stripping on a pole. Peggy what the fuck!" I turn to glare at her.

Peggys already moving to the beat as she giggles at an old man who has barely no teeth that had winked at her.

"Wha? I need some one more my age" she defends.

"Hey beautiful your looking mighty fine today. What do you say I inerest you on a drink" A bald headed old man comes up next me practically eye raping me. I try not to look at his sagging titties.

I make a face at him and shake my head.

"Oh I'll take you up on that offer" Peggy says flirtatiously.

"Well come on then sexy grandma" The old man offers his arm.

Peggy giggles and takes it while mouthing to me "go get some"

An hour in I was already starting to get bored. I had to practically hide in the corner while I rejected almost every creep old man that came up to me.

Like no bitch your old enough to be my father or better yet..my grandpa.

Though Peggy seemed to be having a blast judging by her flirting with the whole old male population! That old lady REALLY does have no chill haha.

I got up and decided to head in her direction. My vision was a little blurry and I swayed a little. Woah those drinks got to me.

I stumbled my way over to her obnoxious laughter as she sat on a white haired mans lap while he played with a lock of her gray hair and looked at her in a perverted way.

Ew just ew.

"Peggy we should go now" I fake yawned.

She waved a hand "But hun the party's just getting started"

"We've been here for 2 hours" I said through clenched teeth.

"Dakota quit being so dramatic we barely arrived. Its been like 20 minutes" she laughs like im ridiculous.

"No actually it has been 2 hours" another grandpa nodded on agreement.

I decided that i was just going to call them ALL grandpas.

"And who asked you" Peggy retorted.

"Don't get your granny panties in a twist deary" he said chuckling before breaking into a fit of coughs.

"Be quiet my granddaughter here is just upset because you hasn't got any okay?" Peggy scoffs.

The old man is still coughing holding his chest.