So its Barry's birthday today.
They were all celebrating his birthday back at the kickback that we were invited to.
Barry surprised me by taking out a pack of something and grinned.
"Speaking of acid" Barry raised his eyebrows "We got some from this dude named Davon? Or something like that I don't know, he seemed really cool he kept calling me mom" he nodded smugly.
Peggy padding down her pockets and bra "UGH THAT BITCH DAVON STOLE MY SHIT AHH"
I hit her shoulder "Shut the fuck up, anyways are we just gonna talk about Devon or take a trip Mon?" I wink
"I don't think it's safe, I mean do you even know what's in that thing? I can see Davon's black hair in it. Or Peggy's? Plus have you even tried any of that stuff?" Pierce seemed annoyed and very concerned.
It was kind of cute actually it made me smile.
After much persuading
Pierce finally decided to do acid with us. He seemed tense, but he's pretty down.
This was Pierce and I's first trip. Hopefully we don't eat each others face off. As we took tabs, Barry gave us advice "Don't worry guys, this will be a great experience, this trip is only temporary. When your on it, it feels like forever, but it's not, so don't think of it that way. Good vibes, okay guys? You aren't alone" he ends with a smile....
His smile turned...
It's starting to look like a moon.
Oh shit. I'm tripping.
Everything looked wavy, colors were dancing. It's like I can taste everything. It was beautiful. Even when I wasn't moving, things were.
It's as if the whole world was on vibrate.
I can't feel my face...or hands.
And suddenly, I see someone grab my hand. A bear?
Na I'm just fucking with you. It was Pierce.
"Hey...are you feeling it yet?" his pupils were so fucking huge.. All I could do was laugh.
I seen Peggy wearing Patel's mustache. WTF.
"Yo Pegster, cool stache Mon!" Davon yelled from across the room.
It sounded so loud my head started hurting.
"Are you okay child?" Peggy placed her hand upon my cheek and gave me a flower.
And all of a sudden pierce grabs my hand again. What a fucking grizzly bear? He leads me to a dungeon shit idk what the hell it is.
Peggy's butthole?
Just kidding, its to small to be Peggy's butthole.
As soon as we entered the "cave" Pierce unzips his pants...
Omg I finally get to see his magnificent sausage !(-:
But... When he was reaching out inside his pants it wasn't a sausage..It was WHITE as fuck and it kept making noises.
And all of a sudden AN EAGLE SPRINGS OUT OF HIS PANTS! WTF ITS EVIL IT HAS A RAT IN ITS MOUTH.
As I was trying to save a mice, someone opens the door. .. A girl with big Brown eyes , wearing a pony tail. I read "Sarah" off her name tag.
WHAT THE FUUUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE? YOU SUCKING EACH OTHER'S DICKS?"
"Stop pulling my dick dude your gonna break it" Pierce is screaming for his life.
All I wanted to do was suck his dick )-: that's the only meat I'll eat besides that poor little rat man, I gotta save it.
"WATCH OUT SHES GONNA HIT YO-"
*blacks out*
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Dakota, Finding Herself
HumorDakota, is a native runaway. She ran away from her tribe, to see the world. The reason she ran away was because she didn't feel like she belonged. Dakota is very spirtual. Along her journey she meets someone who changes her life FOREVER.