Sword Art Online: Rose.

Chapter 12: Kirito got a daughter before me?!?! -_-

Valkyries POV:
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I glare at the sight before me, Kirito and a girl named Asuna walking around with a little girl who keeps calling him dad...this sight is disturbing beyond belief. After all my near death experiences I think this is what will probably be the death of me. Yuck.

"Valky what's wrong" Lyuno asks me rather strangely. I think the reason why I am so disturbed right around now is extremely clear...Kirito has a child...In a game...Where I personally cut his privates off.

"Dear Lyuno, the question is not what is wrong, the question is what is not wrong with the sight before us." I sigh solemnly, eyes downcast and hand resting on my forehead to avert the oncoming headache that is likely to overwhelm my senses rather soon, all because Kirito decides to introduce his daughter to "Auntie Valkyrie". Cringe...

"Hey Val! Id like you to meet Yui, my daughter..." He says, seemingly unsure about the last thing he says, haha knowing THIS guy, he added a young girl to his damn harem. Oh the irony. Oh how can the almighty duel wielding savior of Aincrad be such a pedophile? Answer just look at that dragon girl. Ugh, I hate this guy.

A sword is immediately placed at my throat, an angry looking Asuna glaring straight at me. Lyuno takes action, standing before me protectively....By protectively I mean fangs bared and meowing...Aggressively? Yeah lets go with that...Yeah...

"Did I just say that "I hate this guy out loud?" I ask them, looking at a curious face Yui.

"Daddy, whats a Harem and a Pedophile?" Yui asks Kirito curiously. I put a hand over my mouth to hide the oncoming giggle fit, breaking at the shocked look on Kirito's face.

"We will tell you when your older Yui" Kirito nervously replies, turning and walking away from us, dragging Yui alongside her. They seem to be going towards the orphanage. Oh joy, hes going to abandon the poor girl.

"Kirito, you know you don't just drop members of your loli harem into the orphanage, thats not how it works in this game" I burst out laughing, ignoring Lyuno's clueless face and the strange question mark hovering above her head. Wow priceless =')

"Don't even ask Yui, Auntie Valkyrie is a bit mad" Kirito chuckles nervously once more, dragging her faster. I frown at the stupid black swordsman and follow closely behind him.

"Is that the wisest of things to say to someone, Kirito Onii-chan" I smirk at him, placing a hand on my sword, a wicked grin growing on my face.

Before I can proceed to castrate kirito again, yes again, I hear a shrill shriek come from the orphanage, approximately ten children running out and jumping up onto me, latching onto my neck and swinging around.

"Valkyrie Onee-chan!" All of the children scream at once, huh i thought they would have forgotten about me coming to play with them when we first started, oh well.

"Hey guys! How are you all" I smile happily at the beaming faces circling me, holding back from punching Kirito extremely hard in his smug face as he smirks at the sight before him, the tough, cold hearted Valkyrie hanging around with a bunch of kids and being NICE for once, not something everybody see's these days.

A resounding echo of good and greats can be heard among the children gathered making me smile, until I hear the rushed sound of footsteps running towards us, some woman talking about her friend getting lost in some underground dungeon, being pushed down there by some of the Aincrad Liberation Army members, looks like i will be killing something today, I hate those corrupt idiots.

"Lead the way there" Kirito says after a long conversation, I decide to tag along, because I have nothing at all better to do.

Time skip: 2 hours later, inside the mysterious high level dungeon on floor one, oh joy.

"Hello?" Lyuno shrieks at the top of her lungs. Yes, we got separated from the others. Am I worried, no. Is Lyuno worried, fuck yes.

"Shush Lyuno, Kirito and Asuna are somewhat strong enough to look after themselves, I am perfectly capable of defending myself and you, so relax and STOP SCREAMING DIRECTLY INTO MY EAR" I growl the last part at her, feeling immediately guilty as I see her cower and back into herself, its kind of like yelling at a cute innocent kitten and making it scared, that exact feeling.

"Lets just get the heck out of here" I sigh, not noticing the dark glare being thrown our way by a menacing creature disguised in the shadows.

Authors note:

Sorry for the lack of updates, but yeah, forgot my password, my co-writer can't help out anymore, study....hehe yeah right. But yeah sorry for the lack of updates but I shall make an effort to improve from now on, summer is on the way so plenty of time to indulge in my writing hobby.