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<Travis is online>

<William is online>

<Odin is online>

William: YOU TOTALLY DON'T NEED TO MAGICALLY TELEPORT US LIKE THAT!

Travis: Yeah! I ..... I thought I'd uhh .....

William: Disappear in the sheer void of nothingness?

Travis: Yeah!

Odin: Are you sure you're talking to me that way?

William: WE'RE IN THE CHATROOM, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!

Odin: I have blocked all demigods in this chatroom. No one can hack in-

<James and Edd Horles are online>

James: And then Harry said, "EEEUURRRGAAAHHHHEEUURR!"

Edd: And then Narry was like, "AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYAAAAAYYAYYYYYYY!"

James: HAHHAAHHAHAHA!

Edd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

James: Hey Edd, wanna know something funny?

Edd: Except for the fact that we're twins? What?

James: We're brothers.

Edd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

James: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Odin: .....

William: ...

Travis: .... ahaha.

James: Oh.

Edd: Oh.

James: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

James: Odin, Odin, did you know?

Edd: Forseti was looking for apartments in New York!

James: And Huginn and Muninn are using Apple instead of Android!

Odin: Those bastards ....

William: What are the two of you doing here?

James: Bringing joy to everyone's hearts.

Edd: The usual business.

Odin: Get off the chatroom!

James: Why?

Odin: We have important business!

Edd: Anything that happens in the chatroom doesn't stay in the chatroom!

James: *cough* website *cough*

Odin: ........... You two are expelled.

James: Hahahahaha-what-

Edd: What-

James: WHAAAT?!

Edd: WHAAAAATTTT?!

James & Edd: *PANICS* 

Odin: Just kidding, get out.

<Odin kicked the Horles Twin out of the chat>

William: So .... ?

Travis: Oh!

<Travis logged off>

<Odin invited Travis into the chat>

Travis: I JUST WANNA GO HOME

William: This is harassment!

Odin: I'm the chief god of Asgard, I do what I want!

<Loki turned off invisibility>

Loki: That's my line!

William: What the-

Odin: Loki! 

Loki: The handsome one!

Odin: .....

<Odin kicked Loki out of the chat>

<Travis logged off>

<Odin invited Travis back to the chat>

Travis: *sobs*

William: Odin, if you want to say something, just say it!

Odin: I need the two of you to host the upcoming sports fest!

<William logged off>

<Travis logged off>

<Odin invited the two back to the chat>

Odin: Do it or else you're expelled.

William: *groans*

Travis: BUT WHY US-

Travis: I STUTTER

Travis: I FORGET MY LINES

Travis: I DONT HAVE GOOD PRONUNCIATION

Travis: I'M NERVOUS

Travis: I'M TRAVIS THIERRY

William: Obviously Odin doesn't want Norden to win, so if the two of us aren't part of the game, Suden will win.

Travis: But that's cheating!

Odin: NORDEN SPENT A MILLION DOLLARS THE LAST TIME THEY WON AND I PAID AN EXTRA BILLION FOR THE MESS THAT THEY MADE!

Travis: IT WAS WILLIAM'S FAULT

William: IT WAS FRAULEIN'S FAULT!

Odin: THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

William: But Odin, you forgot that Norden has Harry, Narry, Sygfried, James and Edd, Harald, and Niall.

Odin: Niall's from Suden, idiot.

Niall: I am?

Niall: Whoops-

Niall: NIALL LOGGED OFF-

William: o_o

Travis: NIAAAALLLLLLL

Odin: My decision is final. Host or you're expelled.

William: I'M CALLING THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION!

Odin: I'M ODIN, THE CHIEF GOD OF ASGARD AND I DO WHAT I WANT!

<Odin logged off>

Travis: BUT I HAVE STAGE FRIGHT AND I EAT THE SCRIPT

William: THIERRY SHUT UP.

Travis: BUT

Travis: BUT

Travis: FINE.

<Travis logged off>

William: Bloody rules. This is the reason why I want world domination!

Niall: I'm from Suden?

William: No. You're from Norden.

Niall: Oh.

William: Bye.

<William logged off>

Niall: *eats apple*

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