Heroes of Asgard in a Chatroom

14) Niall's Numbers

<The Heroes of Asgard are online>

Fraulein: SYGFRIED YOU BLOODY GIT!

Sygfried: That's rude, William. Rude.

William: William, what perfume are you using? I think I smelt ... Unicorns.

Niall: I LOVE UNICORNS!!!

Travis: ... Dude.

Niall: What? Unicorns are awesome!

Sygfried: ... Travis change your user name! I can't take Niall telling how much he loves unicorns!

William: Yes, you are unknowingly taking away my man card.

<Sygfried changed everyone's user name>

Sygfried: There! I hope no one's confused now :))

Travis: My user name is my name, but I'm still stuck in Niall's body :(

William: Sygfried I'm begging now.

Fraulein: Omigawd William's begging! This is serious!

<Hermod is online>

Hermod: Niall Weichtsson! ~

Niall: He's sleeping.

Hermod: Shut up. I'm here for your annual report.

Sygfried: Annual report?

Hermod: Oh, we've been doing this since he was four :)

Niall: Yeah. So just hurry up.

Hermod: Okay! Statistics! First ten states of America.

Niall: Thirty.

Travis: What thirty?

Hermod: Next?

Niall: 29-10-78-33.

William: What is that your body--

Niall: *killing glare*

Fraulein: I bet he has a body of a girl.

Travis: He doesn't.

Fraulein: .... ew!

Sygfried: But what's with those numbers?

Hermod: Asia, Niall?

Niall: Eighty-four. Three presidents, seven vice, two prime ministers.

Hermod: Hm. Europe?

Niall: Seventy-seven.

Hermod: The rest?

Niall: Sixty. Three for fun.

Travis: Three for fun? What are those numbers, for Asgard's sake!

Hermod: Number of persons he killed/assassinated. Now if you must?

Niall: Pft.

Sygfried: .... h-he killed six people just for fun? I can't even hurt a fly...

Hermod: Don't worry, he's lying.

Sygfried: Thank goodness!

Hermod: Niall, I know it's not just six people.

Niall: Pft. Okay, okay. Twenty-three.

Travis: WHAAATT??!!!!

Sygfried: *faints*

Fraulein: Haha! It's just like someone I know who committed genocide.

William: Shut up, Snow.

Travis: Genocide??!!! For Pete's sake! You're a thirteen year old kid!

William: I'm older than Niall.

Travis: Two months!

Fraulein: April.. may... June... oh. Two. Yeah :D

Hermod: Your accuracy dropped by 0.5%, Niall. and killing twenty three people just for fun is not a good thing.

Niall: Why? People nowadays are extremely annoying, especially fangirls and those who stays long in the internet.

Fraulein: HEY!

Niall: I don't like fangirls.

Travis: What?

Sygfried: How could you! °Δ°

Niall: ∞∞∞ Hey what is this sign?

Hermod: That's the infinity sign, lil bro.

Niall: Oh. I jut discovered it. (A/N: Yeah seriously I'm fiddling my tab XD)

Niall: Well goin back, I demand every Fangirl to be killed.

William: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING??!!!

Niall: Why? You like that too, don't you?

William: I'M NOT REFERRING TO THAT, YOU BOOODY GIT. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING GOING OUT NAKED???!!!

Niall: So that everyone can see how unmuscular you are.

William: You little...

Hermod: What? Niall, is there...

Sygfried: NOTHING HERMOD! I'M JUST GOING TAH TALK TAH THEM AKAYYY???

<Sygfried disbanded the chat>