Heroes of Asgard in a Chatroom

5) Three Things!

<William is online>

William: Ha! I'm the first in the forest! I wonder where the others are...

(After one hour and thirty minutes...)

William: WHAT IN NIFLHEIM ARE THE OTHERS DOING?!!!???

<Fraulein is online>

Fraulein: William!!! Where the Hel are you?!!

William: I'm in the forest! What's with our challenge??!!

Fraulein: Uhm... we kinda forgot everything about that.

William: SCREW YOU. I'M GOING TO YOUR HOMETOWN AND POST EVERY EMBARRASSING FILE IN YOUR COMPUTER. I WILL MAKE SURE NO ONE FORGETS THAT PICTURE IN THE TUB!

Fraulein: SCAARY!

<Travis is online>

Travis: Dude! Chill! Uhm... apple tarts?

William: *slaps the tart at Travis' face*

Travis: How did you do that?.... FOR ASGARD'S SAKE WE'RE IN THE INTERNET!!!

William: I am William Wyse. I pretty much defy every rule in this world.

Travis: *slaps William*

William: OUCH! How could you!

Travis: I'm Travis Thierry and I do whatever I want.

Fraulein: Hi! I'm Fraulein Snow and I love Lanchester jackets, Red Wing boots, and Larry Stylinson!

William: ..... who cares?

Fraulein: WILLIAM YOU'RE SO MEEEAAANNN!!! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE IN THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU! FIRST OF ALL, YOU EAT BREAKFAST ... NAKED!

Travis: *screenshot*

William: •////////• STOP THAT SUDDEN OUTBURST OF UNNECESSARY INFORMATION!

Fraulein: No, no one can stop me now! SECOND! YOU ALWAYS STARE ...

<Sygfried is online>

<Niall is online>

Fraulein: AT NIALL'S PICTURE EVERY MORNING BEFORE GOING TO CLASSES!!!

Niall: WTF DID I JUST READ?!

Travis: Niall! You can type normally!

Sygfried: I taught him ;)

William: FRAULEIN STOP THAT NONSENSE!!!

Niall: So Wyseboy has a hidden desire for me ;) I guess my manliness can turn even the mightiest hero of Earth into a muscle-drooling gay.

William: NIALL WTF??!! .... and you don't have muscles, duh.

Niall: OH GODS HOW DID YOU KNOW? I'M ALWAYS WEARING LONG SLEEVES! .... unless....

William: STFU.

Fraulein: OH, I'M STILL NOT DONE YET! THIRD, YOU ARE A DIE HARD FAN OF ONE DIRECTION!!! AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CHANGED HEIMDALL'S RINGTONES WITH THEIR SONG, ONE THING!!!

<Heimdall turned off invisibility>

Heimdall: .... -_-" ..... William. In my office. Pronto.

William: Father? I ... I can explain. Please--

Heimdall: In.My.office.

<Heimdall logged off>

William: Screw it. I HATE YOU, FRAULEIN SNOW.

Fraulein: I LOVE YOU TOO HONEY ;)

William: HANG YOURSELF.

<William logged off>

Travis: I think that's a big rude, Fraulein...

Fraulein: You think so, Mr. Goody-two-shoes?

Niall: Oh, I think I'm starting to idolize you, Fraulein Snow. :)

Fraulein: .... R-Really? I mean... are you serious? Y-You're Niall Weichtsson and everybody idolizes you... and--

Travis: Don't mind him, Fraulein, he's kidding.

Niall: You know it when I joke Travis. :)

Sygfried: Niall why are you using smileys? I think it's not so... manly.

Niall: I love the smiling icon. With it, you will not know it when I wanted to kill you most.

Sygfried: ohhh...

<Travis logged off>

<Sygfried logged off>

Niall: Did ... did I scare them?

Fraulein: Uhm...

<Fraulein logged off>

Niall: How do you log this thing off?

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Niall: NVM.