Heroes of Asgard in a Chatroom

36) Attack

<James Horles is online>

<Edd Horles is online>

James: WORRY NOT, EVERYONE

Edd: BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL BUSY FIGHTING EVIL

James: JAMES AND I WILL MAKE SURE THIS BATTLE WILL NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY UNRECORDED!

Edd: THAT'S RIGHT, EDD, THAT'S WHY WE, THE MIGHTY SONS OF HERMOD, WILL BE NARRATING AND COMMENTING EVERYTHING WE SEE IN THESE SECURITY CAMS!

<Harry Harrilson is online>

Harry: I knew you were up to something. Go and help the others, James and Edd!!!

James: Can't, Odin told us to keep record of everything.

Edd: And Heimdall said we should run a commentary segment to inform everyone what's happening.

Harry: Heimdall did?

James: Yeah we thought it was Loki in disguise because he was speaking in a weird accent.

Edd: But nevermind because we thought it was hella fun.

<Harry was disconnected>

James: FOR THE INFORMATION OF EVERYONE!

Edd: Harry Harrilson was caught using his phone in the middle of battle!

James: So Niall Weichtsson simply kicked his phone away.

Edd: ACTUALLY Niall Weichtsson is LEADING the fire giants!!!

James: Is this some sort of betrayal?!? From the VERY SON OF ODIN?

Edd: AND THE THIRD MEMBER OF THE TRIPARTITE?!?

James: To be honest, James, I thought that son of Loki would be the first one to betray us.

Edd: My money was on William Wyse tho

James: Omg same bro

Edd: But I did think it was that son of Loki too. I just placed my bet on the more plausible person.

James: We think alike omg

Edd: We look alike too, what is this sorcery?

James: JAMES LOOK AT THAT SCREEN IT'S TRAVIS THIERRY FIGHTING

Edd: EDD YOU'RE USING MY ACCOUNT

James: AM I JAMES TODAY OR AM I EDD TODAY

Edd: NEVER MIND! TRAVIS JUST ELECTROCUTED A FIRE GIANT!!!

James: SYGFRIED IS LEADING FIRE GIANTS INTO THE LAKE SO TRAVIS CAN DO HIS THING--oh and Harry's using two swords at once, killing trolls, nothing special to see.

Edd: Niall Weichtsson is heading straight to where Odin is!!! WHAT IS THIS BOY DOING

James: BOI

Edd: BOI DON'T

James: The students just barred the way. Most of them are rune magicians and they--

Edd: NIALL USES RUNES TO DESTROY THE BARRIER WITH JUST ONE SLASH OF HIS HAND

James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN NIALL WEICHTSSON AND WILLIAM WYSE ARE NOW FACING EACH OTHER!!!