2) Damn Autocorrect

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<Fraulein is online>

<Travis is online>

<Sygfried is online>

Fraulein: Where's William?

Travis: Sleeping?

Sygfried: No, he's in the library ...

Fraulein: Ooh! Imma go --

<William is online>

William: Don't you dare follow me, MY LOVE.

Travis: O_O wut?

Willam: No, it was a mistake. I was suppose to say, MY LOVE.

Fraulein: >////< I LOVE YOU TOO!

William: Goddamnit MY LOVE you changed my autocorrect!

Fraulein: I didn't do it... How can an angel like me do that horrible thing?

William: You're the son of Loki, AWESOME.

Sygfried: Did you just call Fraulein Awesome?

William: Nooo! It should be I.D.I.O.T. There. Finally.

Fraulein:Aww, he called me awesome!

William: I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU!

Fraulein: OMG! :3 I'm so happy :)

William: K I L L!

Sygfried: Autocorrect? Travis, don't ever do that to Niall, okay?

Travis: You're giving me ideas.

William: MY LOVE IF YOU  DON'T REMOVE ALL THE LOVELY AUTOCORRECT YOU HAD INPUT IN MY PHONE I SWEAR TO THE GODS I'LL COOK PANCAKES FOR YOU AND SERVE YOU WEARING A SPANGLY MAID OUTFIT AND CALL YOU MASTER.

Travis: *screenshot*

William: o.o Fuuuuuuu ......... what did I just .......

Fraulein: *sob* I'm so happy :)

William: D I E Y O U B L O O D Y G I T .

<William logged off>

Sygfried: Well wasn't that awkward?

Travis: This is going to be on my blog!

Fraulein: Too late! It's on our school's website!

Sygfried: William's gonna curse your things and tell the elves to ruin your life.

Travis: True.

Fraulein: Oh, come on! Are you really serious? William's a good guy, he won't ... HOLYSHIT.

Sygfried: Why?

Fraulein: MY BOOKS ARE IN THE LAKE!

Travis: Go and pick 'em up!

Fraulein: I CANNN'T! THERE ARE ... SNAKES BELOW MY BUNK!!!! WAAAAAH!!!!!! TRAVIS, YOU'RE THE SON OF THOR PLEASE HELP ME!!!!

Travis: But...

<William is online>

William: Anyone who will dare to help this idiot will be fed to the wolves. I'm serious.

<William  logged off>

Travis: Oh! I remembered I need t practice swordfighting with Syle. Bye!

<Travis logged off>

Fraulein: Sygfried? Please? PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE WITH A YUMMY STRAWBERRY ON TOP?

Sygfried: Must ... resist the ... strawberries...

Fraulein: UWAAAAN!!! PLEASE HELP ME!

Sygfried: It's your fault .... good luck!

<Sygfried logged off>

Fraulein: SON OF FREYR!!! COME BACK HERE!!!

Fraulein: Anyone? ;A;

A/N: Soo how was it? should I continue it or not? Please comment your ideas! :)

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