Heroes of Asgard in a Chatroom

6) Epic Fail?

<William is online>

<Sygfried is online>

<Travis is online>

Sygfried: You can do it, Travis! You have battled countless monsters! You can ask  her for a date!

Travis: Really? But what if she dumped me?

William: Then you will start your career as a loser... like Fraulein.

Sygfried: Yes! .... wait, NO! Of course she won't! You're pretty much the most powerful demigod around! And you have good looks!

William: But since Travis Thierry is not as perfect as THE Niall Weichtsson, there is a possibility that she will look up on him.... and leave you.

Travis: Ouch, dude. You're not helping.

Sygfried: You can cook delicious foods, do the laundry, do the dishes, and do household chores easily!

William: Whoa there, he's just going to ask her out on a date, not to marry her.

Sygfried: BUT THEY ARE MY OTP.

William: Don't stay too much on the internet.

Travis: Okay, so... how will I do it?

William: Do it using a love letter.

Sygfried: Yes! You should put your feelings and stuff...

Travis: Are you sure she will read it?

William: OF COURSE SHE WON'T, DUMBASS.

Sygfried: WILLIAM JUST SHUT THE HELL UP, OKAY?!! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MESS WITH MY OTP.

Travis: Whew, I've never seen Sygfried like that before...

Sygfried: ^_^ ~♣•♥ No one should mess up with my otp ~ ;)

Travis: Okay, so if she won't accept the letter, what should I do?

Sygfried: Uhm... do some pickup lines! Then if she liked it, invite her!

Travis: Are you sure it'll work?

William: Of course she won't, Travis Thierry is not good with pickup lines.

Sygfried: But... okay, so let's consider William's opinion... uhm... ask her straight away!

Travis: •/////• B-But...

William: Of course it won't work because Syle's a pretty stern girl. Not to mention she beat you up during swordfighting. AND.. YOU'LL MESS UP WHILE TALKING.

Travis: WILLIAM YOU'RE SUCH A BAD EGG!!!!

Sygfried: :'( My otp just won't work... I... this.... WAAAAAAAHH!!! THIS IS JUST SADDDDD! WAAAHHH! D:

<Sygfried logged off>

Travis: Thank you very much, Mr. Wise guy.

William: You see, Travis, you should be straightforward with your feelings. Tell her what you've seen in her. Tell her that she's like this and like that.

Travis: Now you're giving advice?

William: Can I ask what you liked in her?

Travis: Uhm... she's pretty.

William: Everyone knows that.

Travis: We've been together since the first book, and we've been working together in quests after the eighth chapter. She fights so well, and she doesn't care about herself. She's willing to fight with her life. I admire her bravery, her skills, and everything she is. And even though I don't know what will happen on the third book, I still like her with all my heart.

William: *screenshot*

Travis: WTF WILLIAM, WTF!!!

William: Okay~ I'll send her this and let's see her reaction, okay?

Travis: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!

William: Funny isn't it? I thought you misspelled you're going to thank me ;) So.. Au Revoir!

<William logged off>

Travis: Aww man... I hope no one else knows it...

Niall: WTH IS THAT CONVERSATION, THIERRY???

Travis: NIALL??!!! SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN HERE???!!! I DIDN'T SEE YOU LOG IN!

Niall: I've been online since yesterday... Say, how do you log this thing off? ... Well, never mind that. WHAT IN NIFLHEIM ARE YOU THINKING DATING SYGFRIED???!

Travis: IT'S NOT SYGFRIED!! IT'S SYLE!!!

Niall: .... >.> I'm watching you.

Travis: whatever.

<Travis logged off>

Niall: So how will I log this off?

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Niall: Legit.