Heroes of Asgard in a Chatroom

15) Niall and his Jokes

<Fraulein is online>

<William is online>

Fraulein: William, tell your father that thirty seconds are not enough to make a poem.

William: Maybe because if you didn't wink at Syle then you should've written a line or two.

Fraulein: But Dude! You know me! I'm not Fraulein Snow if I don't flirt!

William: Buy yourself a listener.

Fraulein: I'm broke.

William: Pft.

Niall: I wanted to ask something.

William: Since when did you logged in?

Niall: Since the start of this chat room. Admit it, you have never seen "<Niall Weichtsson has logged off>" sign ever since this story was created.

Fraulein: I've seen one.

William: I've seen enough.

Niall: I have a question for you, William Wyse.

William: This is a rare thing... okay, what is your question?

Niall: Do your feet have noses?

William: -_-" Of course they don't, Niall. What a stupid question.

Niall: But ... how can your feet smell if they don't have noses?

William: -_-" ....

William: ... Can you hear that?

William: THAT'S THE SOUND OF NO ONE CARING!

Niall: Fraulein Snow I have a question for you.

Fraulein: .... I don't know why, but my heart suddenly thumped really fast.

Niall: Just answer me. What is the difference of a box and your brain?

Fraulein: BAD!!!!

Niall: JUST. ANSWER. ME.

Fraulein: -_-'' I don't know, Niall. What is the difference of a box and... my brain?

Niall: A box is made of carton.

Fraulein: What?

William: Niall means it's both empty.

Niall: Are my jokes funny enough?

William: Maybe if you said it in a more lively way. Your monotony ruins everything. You're like a voicemail.

Niall: ... What is the difference between me and a voicemail?

William: Oh! Oh! I know!

Niall: Yes?

William: A lot of people talk to a voicemail.

Niall: William what's your room number again?

William: .... Fraulein halppp!!!

Fraulein: Hey Niall! What's the difference between a unicorn and a friendly, lovable, smiling Niall Weichtsson?

William: Oh! Oh! I know!

Fraulein: Yes, William Wyse?

William: Nothing! They are both supernatural and fictional!

Niall: N 0014, William Wyse?

Fraulein: Eep! He discovered our room!

William: O_O I think I heard four guns clicking...

Fraulein: William I'm not ready to die D:

William: I can hear him now ... Well... nice meeting you, Fraulein Snow.

<William logged off>

Niall: I just wanted to tell a joke to someone and you ruined it. Dead meat. You guys are dead meat.

Fraulein: M-my grandmother has a backyard full of apples!

Niall: I don't care. Say goodbye to your pathetic life.

Fraulein: HEELLPPP!!!

<Fraulein logged off>