Kellin Quinn Imagines V2.0

He Meets Your Boyfriend

((((( AUTHORS NOTE: POSSIBLY triggering, but dont get butthurt cuz this is meant as a PARTIAL joke, but mainly a message to ignorant fucks who think cutting is "cool" and shit. So yeah. Dont worry tho Kellin sorts out the fucktard. Its all good in the hood famalam XD )))))

"You should think yourself lucky that Im letting you meet this emo god!" You warn Kellin as you both angrily set the table.
"This is only because I am very protective over my best friend and will not allow her to frickle frackle with anyone without my permission!" Kellin snaps.
You raise an eyebrow "Yes daddy!"
Kellin coughs and when his gaze meets yours you see his eyes have darkened considerably, but then his gaze returns to the table and you forget about it. Tonight you were inviting a really cute emo guy you met online round your place for dinner. Kellin basically told you he was joining you and invited himself. He has been there for you since before you can remember, and you've never had that overprotective father figure, so Kellin  is sort of like that, but not your dad, obviously.

"Sorry, what did you say your name was?" Kellin asks as he sits between you and your date at the table.
"Blade." Your date responds in a monotone voice.
Kellin nods slowly and turns to you briefly to raise an eyebrow, questioning your choice of man. You shake your head and turn back to Blade "So, Blade, what are your hobbies? Your interests?"
"Well, sometimes I like to cut myself while posting about it on social media. Im also a youtuber." Blade responds in the same nonchalant, monotone voice.
Kellin takes his previous remark as a joke and shrugs it off "What sort of videos do you make?" Kellin asks curiously.
Blade jerks his head to reposition his fringe before answering "I like to post videos and tutorials on how to cut successfully while nearly killing yourself, it adds to the thrill of it all, I think."
Kellin chokes on his food "O-Oh, uh, thats uh, sick man, really sick." Kelli turns to you with a desperate 'who-the-fuck-is-this-emo-wannabe-and-what-did-you-ever-see-in-him' look.
"What other things do you like doing outside of cutting?" You ask gently.
"I like to draw." Blade responds.
Kellin raises an eyebrow "Really? Do you have any pictures of your work on your phone that you could show us?"

Blade then precedes to pull out his phone and show you sketches he did of, you guessed it, his wrist being sliced with a blade.

Kellin leaves the room for a moment before returning, the room starts to heat up. You remove your jacket, Kellin removes his hoodie, but Blade just sits there.
"Blade, take off your jacket, you'll overheat and pass out!" You encourage.
Blade shrugs "Its whatever." He takes off his black jacket and you see Kellins eyes fill with anger as he watches the man. You follow Kellins gaze, and your jaw drops. All of the things he told you about him self harming, he told you they were all on his wrist, every single time, but as you stare at his arms, you see they are scarless, completely bare, which means all of that was a cry for attention.
Kellin shakes his head "I fucking knew it! Get the fuck out!" He slams his hands on the table as he stands up.
Blade is suddenly scared "Wh-Whats gotten into you man!?!"
"Whats gotten into me!?! Your fucking lies, thats what gotten into me! All night you've been feeding us this bullshit about cutting yourself so that (Y/N) will pity you and I'll go easier on you, and yet there is not a single scar on your arms!?! What the fuck man!?! That is the opposite of cool! Especially since (Y/N) herself has struggled with those things, and I've been the one to always help her through those times! So dont you fucking DARE think that cutting yourself is in ANY WAY an acceptable thing to lie about! Grab your fucking stupid-ass jacket and get out of my fucking sight before I rip your emo fringe from your skull and force it down your throat!" Kellin threatens, practically shaking with anger.
Blade stands up shakily and grabs his jacket, before running out of the house without giving you so much as a backwards glance.
Kellin turns to you and sees how shocked you are, his face softens and he crouches down in front of you "Are you ok?"
Rather than answering him, you fling yourself at him, wrapping your arms around his neck. Kellins arms wrap around your waist and he stands up, holding you in the air, you wrap your legs around his waist as he carries you to the couch, he lies you down on it gently before leaving the room again. The room is cooler when he returns, holding a large tub of Ben And Jerries icecream in his hand, and two spoons. You scooch over and he slides behind you on the couch, wrapping his arms around your waist. It occurs to you how easy and comfortable everything is with Kellin, nothing is ever awkward.
"(Y/N), you should really try to date guys who arent stupid emo wannabes ob the internet. Why dont you try dating someone you've actually spent some time with in person?" He asks softly.
You sigh "Mainly because theres nobody that could ever look at me and think 'damn son I wanna be in a relationship with her' after spending some time with me. Also because I generally suck at relationships."
Kellin shakes his head "Thats not true! Why dont you try to date a guy thats, I dont know, just as sick minded as you? A guy that is, maybe, into all the same shit as you? A guy thats, now this is just a guess here, always going to be there for you? How about this, a guy who has been your best friend basically all your life and is trying to get you to notice his blatantly obvious feelings for you!?!"
You raise an eyebrow "Dude what the fuck!?!"
Kellin laughs and shakes his head "Nevermind, it was pointless trying!"
You turn over to face him and raise an eyebrow "Are you tryna tell me that you're into me!?!"
Kellin smirks "Maybe."
You pause briefly "Dude. WHAT THE FUCK!?! Why didnt you tell me this sooner!?! We could have been dating and all that shit rather than me wasting my time on stupid emo wannabes! Gosh darnit Kellin why must you be like this!?!"
Kellin laughs again "Be like what!?!"
"So goddamn adorable but also TERRIBLE with your timing I mean JESUS CHRIST Im eating Ben And Jerries and you know how turned on I get by Ben And Jerries!" You remind him.
He laughs harder and winks "Oh yeah, I remember!"
You pause again, before rolling your eyes and smiling at him "EH WHAT THE HELL!?!" And with that you kiss him before you two frickle frackle.

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Luv Tem (=^3^=)