"Can we just clarify Im basically on the verge of death and if I publicly embarrass myself in front of my babies I will literally throw myself out of the nearest window OR into the path of the next truck that drives past." I explain to my wifnoot, Hannah.
She laughs "I know you will, Im literally peeing oh my god this is gonna be fucking gre-HOLY SHIT LOOK I CAN SEE MOTHER FUCKING JUSTIN HILLS HELLO BABY LET ME JUST BEND OVER REAL QUICK OK MY ANAL PASSAGE IS OPEN FOR YOU MY LOVE!!!" She squeals at an alarming loud volume.
I laugh at her, before I spot Kellin "OH SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE CYCLING TO MASS ON A FRIDAY DRENCHED IN YOUR GREAT AUNT HELENS MEATLOAF GRAVY LOOK AT THAT FUCKING GOD OF A SPECIMEN WOWIE ZOWIE!!!"
Hannah is choking on air as she sees Justin from out spot in the meet and greet line "LOVE ME PLEZ!!!" She chokes out.
"See now HE CAN SLIDE THE FUCK INTO MY DM'S WITH THE EGGPLANT EMOJI I MEAN DAMN!!!" I blurt out the most inappropriate shit when Im nervous I swear to fucking god.
"FUCK ME JUSTINS ATTRACTIVE IN PERSON LIKE HE CAN NOOT ME IN THE NOOTING ASS!!!" My wife mumbles viciously as she stares at him.
"WIFNOOT OH MY DAYS!!!" I laugh, before realizing we're at the front of the line.
"Hey ladies!" Jack Fowler greets us. Then Justin smirks and waves at Hannah, revealing he heard what she said earlier, Gabe and Nick wave at us. And then a thing happens. Kellin smiles. At me. I fall to the floor and just lie there, limbs sprawled out, basically dead.
"Whats wrong with her?" Gabe asks Hannah as he laughs.
Hannah sighs "Kellins smile affects her this way a lot. Honestly, you should see her when she sees a picture of Kellin, its a serious medical condition that she suffers with on a daily basis, its called: being a fangirl."
Kellin laughs and strolls over to me "Are you ok?"
"Wifnoot. Kellin Quinn is talking to me. Can I have a manual on how to respond without revealing my inner molester moon thoughts plez tank." I say as I admire Kellin leaning over me.
Kellin laughs and I start to almost have a seizure.
"OH GOD YOU LAUGHED SHE IS GOING TO START-There it is." Hannah facepalms.
Kellin grabs my hands and pulls me up "Calm down, its only me."
"Hey Kellin! Someone thats actually shorter than you!" Jack teases.
Kellin scowls at him. I turn to face him "Im shorter than Nick too."
Jacks eyebrows furrow "How did you-"
"Google holds much information, young Padawan." I explain.
Gabe gasps "You like Star Wars!?!"
I nod frantically, having prepared myself for these questions multiple times after acting out every possible reasonable question they could ask me. "Duh! Any classic sci-fi movie, I have watched and been obsessed with at some point! Back To The Future, Star Wars, Star Trek, Flash Gordon, Aliens, but my favorite movie OF ALL TIME is The Terminator." Im such a nerd jesus fried chicken.
"Oh god, Kellin is definitely in love with you after that!" Jack laughs slightly.
I shake my head "Nahhh fam, aint no way this goddamn gorgeous specimen could fall for a trash can like myself."
"I wouldnt be so sure." Kellin says quietly, smirking at me.
My jaw drops.
Hannah gasps "Yo Kellin were you just lowkey flirting with my wife because Im."
Kellin releases my hands and takes a step back "O-Oh, you're married!?! Sorry, I just thought that..shit, Im sorry."
I shake my head "Dude. Bro. Boo. Angel bean. Shit no thats Phil nevermind. Anywhore, dont worry bout it fam we're only married because our friendship has leveled up so far that we are like Mario after a mushroom fam we just cant grow anymore, so we have decided we are wifnoots for life materino."
"Oh!" Kellin blinks, before laughing "What're your names?"
"Welp Im Heather, but feel free to call me Trash, or Heather, whichever works for you I dont mind I respond to both lemayo." I introduce myself, having practiced this too.
"Im Hannah who is calmly awaiting for Justin to accept my invitation to my anal passage. I mean what I said nothing." Hannah introduces herself.
Justin laughs, before winking at her "I accept!"
Hannah falls to the floor "My life is complete. I could be hit by an asteroid right now and literally die smiling. Damn son."
I laugh at her before turning back to Kellin "Hello there fren. Yo whaddup."
"The sky!" Kellin answers.
I facepalm and shake my head "We cannot be friends. Nope. Ethan Bradberry does not approve. The Fitness Gram Pacer test did not qualify me for this. Even Pepe is facepalming. I am having a moment similar to when Dan still gets shocked and slightly mad at Phils terrible puns. This is more despicable than Despicable Me."
Kellin is practically wetting himself laughing so much "Oh my god Heather, you're fucking hilarious."
"Lmao wot did yew just say fam." I ask, wanting him to repeat that for me real quick.
"I said: oh my god Heather-"
I cut him off "Say wot."
"I said: oh my god Heather-"
I cut him off again "That last part. Just one more time. Did not quite catch."
"Heather-"
I fall to the floor beside Hannah "That is it. That is all I needed. Kellin has smiled and laughed at me, held my hands and said my name. Life is good. Life is complete. Have achieved all my goals in life. Asteroid now plez tank."
"But if an asteroid comes how am I supposed to go to Hannahs anal passage?" Justin asks, pouting.
"O." Hannah replies.
"And how am I supposed to fall in love with the worlds most beautiful smol bean?" Kellin asks, also pouting.
"O." I reply. "This could be. The start. Of. soMETHING NEW!!! it feELS SO RIGHT TO BE HERE WITH YOU!!¡!!¡!!!!!!¡!¡!!!! ohhHHH!!¡!!!!¡!!!¡"
"And now lookin' in your eyes, I feel in my heart, the start of something new." Kellin sings beautifully in response, causing me to literally explode because couple goals.
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Kellin Quinn Imagines V2.0
Fanfiction(((((So basically I've already written an imagines book about Kellin, but it has 200 chapters in it now which apparently exceeds the Wattpad limit that I was never told about, so I am making another imagines book, because lord knows writing just 200...
