*Group yells* "AH WHAT DA FUCK" *Totoro* "MEOWWW" An Asian popped out from behind the bamboo. "Ay MUDDA bitch face, move yo Chevy mwan!" * Patrick sticks his head out the window* "Sir, sir, we're just trying to get some Ramen and we can't move until the car in front of us moves." This made the Asian man very angry. In reply he said " Fuckz you MUDDA fuck face move yo fat ass metal donkey. We more effect ones back on the Chinese mountains." Ryan couldn't take it anymore. He felt Totoro's claws dig into his shoulder as a cry for help... "LISTEN LING-LING YAO" he yelled his hardest in a way that sounded almost musical. So Totoro started dancing. "WE WANT SOME FUCKING RAMEN" Ryan paused. "Okay" the man said. "But i still want Patrick's autograph you fuck face." They all reluctantly agreed and each individual signed the man's bamboo child-beater. Totoro has no thumbs. So he used his paws. Finally, the cars were moving more. Slightly faster this time. They were approaching "Crouching Kitty, Hidden Jade Panda" in 100 ft. 85 ft. 60 ft. 20 ft. 3 ft. And they were finally there! And suddenly, the whole crew was dancing like Uma Thurman.
A/N: FINALLY WE CAN ALL GET SOME RAMEN!!!!! YAY!!! Next update in a little while! Thanks for Reading!
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The Epic Adventures of Totoro and Fall Out Boy
FanfictionAll Tortoro wanted was some Ramen. So he went to get adopted by Fall Out Boy and Panic! At the Disco on their journey to get more Ramen then run into trouble. Will Totoro the Fat kitty get his Ramen!
