the dorm // joshler

twenty-one (PILOTS)

lmao this isnt even a real ship but i made it bc melanie trash #47 is right here :))) and kinda filler chapter bc some shiz is goin down next chapter

"bro, shes so pretty, and like really nice, but i don't know if i can do that." i walked into our dorm to see brendon and dallon talking. i walk over and through my arms over their shoulders.

"whats up my main hoes?" dallon looked at me seriously.

"dude, this is a serious ass meeting." brendon answered to my look of confusion. "okay, then whats up dally pally?"

"okay, so, i met this girl in my cooking class, and shes FUCKING BOMB. shes really pretty and has cool ass hair, its pastel purple on one side, and black on the other. shes so nice and so smart and fuck-" he paused and swallowed because he was LITERALLY drooling over this girl. "but shit man, i'm too scared to ask her to hang out or anything. what the fuck do i do?"

"dal, you're the fucking coolest guy i know. if shes not head over heels for you, fuck her, she's not worth it. you're a total catch, and i think you should just go for it." brendon said with a wink.

"and if she says no, you can just come back to the dorm and cry, eat pizza, and watch shitty horror movies." i added.

"thanks guys, i think i'm going to ask her to go to that italian restaurant about 5 miles off campus. she told me thats her favorite type of food." dallon said with a smile. he walked out of the room and brendon gave me a highfive. i chuckled and went upstairs to my room.

•••

dal is ur pal: GUYS!!!!!!!!!

forehead god: yes dallon what do you want

ryan BOSS: WHAT IS IT

gee is the only way: ME AND FRANK ARE HERE WHAT DO YOU NEED

pepe wentz: dallon are you pregnant

tylenol hoeseph: yEs

spoopy jim: YES DAD

pattycashmoney: DAL

dal is ur pal: OKAY SO ME AND MELANIE WENT ON A DATE AND IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME AND WE'RE DATING NOW

tylenol hoeseph: your the only
heterosexual one heRE

pattycashmoney: dont get her pregnant

spoopy jim: don't make babies on the 3rd date

ryan BOSS: how tf does straight sex even work

pepe wentz: can i be the fairy god father

forehead god: omg

dal is ur pal: glad i have gr8 friend omg thx sm guys love the support

tylenol hoeseph: WERE JK HAPPY 4 U

spoopy jim: YES DALLON U ROCK

pepe wentz: MY HITTA U GREW SOME BALLS IM PROUD

pattycashmoney: my bby is growing up :')

gee is the only way: WHAT THE FUCK

ryan BOSS: CONGRATZ BRO

forehead god: YES DAL I TOLD U I KNEW U WOULD BE FINE

dal is ur pal: thats better

dal is ur pal: well i gtg b heterosexual now because im with melanie lmAo

forehead god: USE PROTECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!