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dentist (17%)

HELLO GUYS

so today i went to the dentist for a check up and my teeth hurt like shit. SHE ATTACKED ME WITH THE FLOSS AND PICK I KID U NOT.

THIS SHIT HAPPENED 2 HOURS AGO AND IT STILL HURTS LIKE A BITCH

worst of all, THE DENTIST LADY KEPT TALKING TO ME.

1. FUCK OFF

2. KIDDING but srsly how tf am i gonna talk when my mouth is opened a foot long and you have pointy stuff in my mouth

heres how shit went down

"any plans for spring break sweetie?" she asks polietly while shoving 4 different things in my mouth

"well my kids had spring break last week and we went to Tennessee!!1!1! and theyre so young they didnt do much but i had fun etc etc etc "

SHE PROBABLY THOUGHT I WAS RUDE BUT I WASNT ABLE TO TALK AT THAT MOMENT TF

3. I DONT KNOW U AND I ONLY SEE YOU 2 TIMES A YEAR

4. YOU ARENT GETTING PAID FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE SO WHY DO IT LMAO

but yeah she was nice but i was so like tf bc she just kept talking and talking and talking like oh my god im gonna take this electric toothbrush and chase u with it when i die from how much my teeth hurt right now.

AND SHE WASNT EVEN GOING GENTLE LIKE SHE PRESSED DOWN AND MADE MY GUMS BLEED

AND I BRUSH MY TEETH TWICE A DAY !!!!!

but yeah smh see yall later :)

PS i hope im not the only one dealing with this bc im gonna zayn every time

-zo