1. Tell her Russia hates her.
2. Tell her your engaged to Russia.
3. Tell her you like Russia.
4. Tell her you fancy Russia.
5. Tell her you sat next to Russia in the World Meeting.
6. Tell her you sat on Russia's lap.
7. Tell her you kissed Russia.
8. Tell her you tapped him on the shoulder to tell him his shoe lace was untied.
9. Tell her you saw Russia.
10. Tell her you like the smell of his cologne.
11. Tell her you like his new haircut.
12. Tell her you were in a 1m radius of Russia.
13. Tell her your his new neighbour.
14. Tell her your his new room mate.
15. Tell her you were in the same room as Russia.
16. Steal all her weapons and auction them on eBay.
17. RUSSIA.
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