Two exams down, way to many left to go! XD Ol' Switzy is next, requested by Alexhound! Here's the next list, enjoy!
1. If you go on Switzerland's property you will die
2.Especially if you are naked,
3. He will not appreciate it, despite what France may say.
4. You will get shot.
5. You will also get shot if you say anything about Liechtenstein.
6. Anything.
7. Especially if France told you to say it.
8. If your foreign, best not to proclaim it loudly.
9. Wiki says he's xenophobic so he might just cry.
10. Or shoot you.
11. Probably shoot you.
12. Beating him with his peace prize is also another way to sign your death wish.
13. And could cause WW3.
14. Don't steal his beret.
15. It's a wig and the baldness will scar you for life.
You heard it here first. Switzerland is bald and his beret covers it. No lie. But seriously, that is the first thing that came to mind when it listed his beret as a trait. Also I don't know if the xenophobia is accurate but it would be funny considering he has to go to a world meeting. Who's next? Comment below and don't forget to vote and fan~! Or Italy's pasta will go bad~! T0T
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