For Blaze-Quest, here's the cupcake king~~
1. Call him ginge.
2. Tell him that his cupcakes taste crap.
3. Recite all the Gordon Ramsay jokes.
4. Tell him that his fashion sense hurts your eyes.
5. Bonus points if you whip out a pair of sunglasses when he enters the room.
6. "That top with those shoes?!"
7. New game: see who can make 2p! Iggy cry first.
8. Insults. All of them.
9. Sabotage the garden.
10. Lock both the Englands in a room full of alcohol and watch the chaos unravel in a private cinema that you charged to his card.
11. Invite all the countries to watch.
12. Bonus points if you tape it and play it to them later.
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