How to annoy...PIRATE!ENGLAND

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Next up is Pirate!England!! Hehehe! I think, over the holidays I've become a very very obsessive Pirate!England fan...

1. I shall not sneak up on him and steal his hat.

2. I shall not steal his sword either.

3. Pretending to be a pirate will probably result in death.

4. Making fun of pirates will also have the same outcome.

5. Dressing up as him and following him around all day will not flatter him.

6. Offending his crew will get you chucked off the ship.

7. Pulling Arthur into the sea with you will result in both of you being soaked, and most likely being left on an island on your own.

8. And he probably won't come back to get you.

What do you think?? ^ ^ As always, Votes, Comments and fans are greatly appreciated!! :) ~Radio x.

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