How to annoy...FRANCE!!

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Holy Rome thank you for the sweet sweet holiday that is half term. I actually suffocated in revision these past few weeks and it was horrible!!! D: Only two weeks of exams left, one English, three science and two math!! *Cries* Also, you guys should head over to my Wattpad profile, because I'm writing a spin off book called...*drum roll* HOW TO ANNOY THE ATTACK ON TITAN CHARACTERS! :o So yeah..France is next! Vous j'adore~! <3

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1.  Don't tell him he isn't beautiful.

2. He will cry.

3. Don't tell him English cuisine is better than the French.

4.It's not (It is)

5. He will go Russia on yo ass!

6. Even I don't know what would happen if you cut his hair off.

7. So don't do it. No.

8. France is Rapunzel and we know what happened to Rapunzel.

9.DON'T. CUT. HIS. BEAUTIFUL. HAIR.

10. Don't ask him about his crotch monster.

11. Bonus points though if you do and manage to make him feel uncomfortable.

12. Karma, France, Karma. 

13. Or vengeance, if your name is Eren Yager.

14. Don't replace his food with anything from England, America or anywhere that isn't France.

15. It's not right. He will die.

16. Don't start a fight between him and England.

17. The rule 'Don't lock a Slytherin and a Gryffindoor in a wardrobe and bet on who survives' applies here.

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