This is for BabyBlur, who requested Iceland! :3 Sorry it took so long, exams got the better of me TOT but now I've finished school and can write~~! No more revision about stupid, freaking Pythagoras and vectors. I didn't know a lot about Iceland, so I had to read the wiki, so sorry in advance. I hope you enjoy it though!
1. Onii-chaan~~ Call Norway Onii-chan~!
2. Trying to start a gang with Mr Puffin against him will not work.
3. Just because Mr Puffin talks like an Italian mobster, doesn't mean he is one.
4. Trying to cause tension between a country and his Puffin based on this theory will result in pain.
5. Starting a game with Denmark to see how many drinks/how long it takes for Iceland's 'cool composure' to break is dangerous.
6. Pardon the pun. (Don't )
7. As him if he's cold. All the time.
8. "Iceland your so cool!" "Icey your so cold!" will be the last puns you ever make.
9. I'm not sure if calling him old due to his silver hair is a good thing to do....
10. (Also, being the same age as Author-chan currently, I will also take that as an offence.)
11. Author and Iceland vs. Reader!! :OO
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