Suicide Note

Chapter 6

Hi everyone! Sorry for the delay in this, I haven't been motivated to write anything. But here is chapter 6, just be prepared. That's all I am going to say. :)

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I woke up in the morning at around 7AM. I turned it off, I didn't want to be awoken by the spawn of satan. I don't think anyone would want to be. Anyways, Jake was already up by the ass crack of dawn, I heard him wake up at 5:30.

"What the hell are you doing up at this ungodly hour?" I yelled at him from the bedroom.

"It's called I get to drink all the coffee before you do!" He yelled back. I tied a bed sheet to my chest, and instantly got up and darted to the kitchen.

"nO ONE STEALS ALL OF MY COFFEE!" I screeched as the bed sheet drifted through the wind generated by the air I pushed.

"No fear, CoffeeMan is here!" I declared. I quickly grabbed a coffee cup with cat ears on it and grabbed the pot before Jake could.

"Damnit!" He said as I poured the last of the pot into my cup.

"Good Morning to you too." I said.

"Hey, you're the one that yelled at me first, and good morning!" He replied.

We both went to sit down in the nook, with Felix following right behind us. We sat down our cups on the table before we sat down, but Felix decided otherwise. He got up and sat in the middle of the table, getting comfortable on the pile of magazines I had left on there.

"Felix, must you?" Jake questioned as he sat down on the chair. I sat down following him, and we both gulped down our coffee.

"Soooooo..... I was thinking..." I slurred, still trying to think about what I was going to say.

"Soooooo..... You were thinking...? About what? Wildfires? Mass extinction? Leaving San Francisco and joining a book club on vampires and the Zodiac Killer?" He frantically asked.

"None of that, well maybe the book club part... But anyways, we both have Monday off from work, so what if we went on a little vacation up north?" I asked.

"Fucking shit, ugh, I guess my answer is going to have to be fUCK YES! I haven't had a vacation in a year! Of course I will go, especially with you" He said as he kissed me on the cheek. Wait hold up, he kissed me again? I haven't yet, damnit. Maybe on the vacation.

"Ok, I will plan it when I get home tonight, but right now I need to get ready for work, be right back!" I said as I started heading off towards the bedroom.

"Oh no you don't!" He said as he leaped out of his chair to come after me.

"What-" I said before I was shushed. No one shushes- Ok that's better. He turned me around and pulled me into a kiss.

"Ok now you can go." He said as he pulled away.

"Damn, you need to stop kissing me, I haven't had the chance to!" I wailed.

"Neverrrrr!" He replied as I went into the bedroom and started to change out of my 3 day old pajamas and into some more emo clothes. Hey, work attire is casual, so why not? After that, I went into the bathroom and brushed my teeth and combed my hair. I think I should dye it, the brown color is getting boring. I need something more in my life, you know, right?

Anyways, I walked out into the living room where I saw Jake making more coffee.

"You're addicted, we need an intervention." I said bluntly.

"Over my dead body!" He replied as he drank the entire cup of coffee he poured.

"When you start shaking and fall on the ground, I'm gonna change the brand of coffee I buy!" I sneered