My phone alarmed and it's already 6:30am. When I check it, I have a lot of text messages.
Poop: hyerin
Poop: rise and shine babe!
Poop: yAYAYAY
Poop: how was your sleep?
Poop: heyy
Poop: helooo
Poop: hyerin!?¡
Poop: are you still sleeping?
Poop: wake up! **violent shakes you**
Poop: stop sleeping you kid
Poop: it's almost 6 and you're still sleeping?!¡
Poop: aish what time do you prepare for school?
Poop: i woke up in like 5:30 bc im excited to see you
Poop: okay not 5:30
Poop: 5:34
Poop: :D
Poop: yah wake up!!
Poop: no wait
Poop: don't wake up
Poop: as long as you're dreaming of me ;)
Poop: ugh im idiot
Poop: how can you suppose to dream of me if you have no idea what do I look like? Lmao
Poop: what will you wear in prom night?
Poop: i can imagine you in two piece
Poop: hahAHAHAHA
Poop: sorry.
Poop: im just kidding
Poop: but srsly im excited to see you in gown
Poop: i should prepare myself in that
Poop: bc you'll be beautiful asf
Poop: gotta drool over you and i'm like "dat gurl over there looks so fine im shook"
Poop: WAKE UP :(
Poop: i miss youu
Poop: hyeRIN
Poop: i would like to watch you doing aegyo ;)
Poop: you'd be so cute like I just want to grab your cheeks and kiss you
Poop: oops?
Poop: is that too straightforward?
Poop: i think not :p
Poop: ya know what? You're like a camera
Poop: cause everytime i see you i smile
Poop: **blushes**
Poop: ;)
Poop: if nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Poop: aigoOO
Poop: hehe
Poop: are you a light switch?
Poop: cause you turn me on ;)
Poop: haha but that's true
Poop: yas like evERYTIME
Poop: im falling and falling harder everytime i see you
Poop: hm i wonder whats my name in your contact rn.
Poop: the last time you told me, my name was mr. Bean
Poop: that's sooo much better than bulldog
Poop: ugh like why the fuck did you name me bulldog?
Poop: i was so hurt that time
Poop: and i fought the urge not to text you
Poop: but i couldnt bc you're cuter than kumamon
Poop: are you a thief?
Poop: cause you stole my hearteu :)
Poop: **makes a heart on top of my head**
Poop: UGH
Poop: arent you waking up with your phone vibrating nonstop?
Poop: you sleep like a cockcroach
Poop: wait does cockcroach sleep?
Poop: i think not
Poop: ughh
Poop: im trying to be a sexy and annoying but cute stalker but im failing
Poop: but i'm still good at pick up lines
Poop: admit it ;)
Poop: wait hold on i have one more
Me: ugh I swear tO GHOST STOP
Me: i just woke up and found out you spammed me text messages
Me: seriously?!¡
Poop: dayumm. it took you 293824 hours before replying
Poop: finally
Poop: rise anD SHINE MY BABY
Poop: *gives you a good morning kiss on forehead*
Poop: wait im not yet done in my pick up lines hold on
Me: no
Me: stop
Me: please
Poop: is your name nobody?
Me: is it because im not sexy? :/
Poop: lol no
Poop: because someone said nobody's perfect ;)
Me: smOOTH AF
Poop: YAS **extremely proud**
Me: i like that one hah! I rarely like your pick up lines so be proud :p
Poop: i am
Poop: now prepare for school now
Me: why are you too excited to see me?
Poop: im not
Poop: i meant im not 100% excited
Poop: just 99.29482%
Me: you're too funny sTAHP
Poop: glad you find me funny :)
Me: now stfu imma take a shower now
Poop: can I join? :)
Me: lol no
Me: uh okay fine you can ;)
As if he can really join with me.
Poop: im coming! **violently runs**
Me: hahaha k bye
