thirty seven

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main hoe: hey wanna bang?

main hoe: hang*

main hoe: oops..

main hoe: anywayssss

main hoe: how are you?

main hoe: i miss you

me: didn't we just see each other 2 hours ago or ..?.

main hoe: really?

me: yea

me: ugh i cant believe my mom

main hoe: why¿ what happened with mom?

me: she asked me if i still hit menstruation regularly

main hoe: and? what's with that?

me: i feel like as if she was asking me if I'm not yet pregnant

me: srSLY WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT

me: ugh im just 18

me: thats so offensive

main hoe: hahaahaha

main hoe: oh my god mom is so funny I swear

me: stop calling her mom pls

main hoe: ok mom!

me: wut¿¡

main hoe: nothing

me: okay daddy

main hoe: whaaaat

me: what?

main hoe: whut?

me: daddy ;)

main hoe: dayum boiii!

main hoe: hyerin has no chill stop it! ;'D

me: ohnoo papi is blushing

main hoe: junkook looked at me weirdly bc i made an inhuman noise

main hoe: ken u not!? :''>

me: ok im sorry daddy

main hoe:

me: tHATS WEIRD ASF

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me: tHATS WEIRD ASF

me: why did u use bretman's pic when u r obviously a living meme yourself?

main hoe: no its not me

main hoe: its jungkook who is the real living meme

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