Boo: how are you?
Me: I'm good
Boo: why do I feel so awkward?
Me: bc your whole existence is awkward
Boo: are you still mad?
Me: me? mad at you? Are you kidding? Ofc not! :)
Boo: I can sense the sarcasm :(
Me: oops?
Boo: look I'm sorry okay? Pls don't be mad at me. I didn't mean to hurt you like that.
Boo: I missed you so much!
Me: I don't know how to response
Boo: well I didn't know you peed in bed while sleeping?
Me: who tf told you that?
Boo: who else? The one and only jinyoung :D
Me: I'm going to kill him
Boo: pls dont.
Me: he didn't tell yohan about it but he told you skxmkfks
Boo: pls don't hurt him. He's kind but I think he likes guys
Me: he likes what?! :D
Boo: when I told him I need his help, he asked for dick pics wtF HE'S WEIRD
Me: OMG I CANT HAHAHAKDNDLS
Boo: is he rlly like that bc he's totally scaring the shit out of me
Me: haha
Me: i think he likes you ;)
Boo: pls dont say that :(
Me: you should date him!
Boo: you're gross :(
Me: isn't it possible for you to date guys?
Boo: what are you saying? I'm going to puke bc of you
Me: hahaha sorry it's funny
Boo: so we're friends again? :)
Me: we never became friends :p
Boo: rude :(
Me: hah :p
Boo: you're not mad at me?
Me: tell me jokes before I decide
Boo: YASS YAS YASSS
Me: if it's not funny I'm still mad
Boo: how do you impress a baker when you're taking her daughter on a date?
Me: how?
Boo: bring her flours
Me: k bye
Boo: that's unfair!
Boo: you never found my jokes funny :(
Boo: okay I'll try again
Me: no nono pls no
Boo: I'm going to try it over and over again until it's funny
Me: pls dont I'm not mad anymore
Boo: YES BABY I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
Me: go away
Boo: aren't you gonna say it back? I know you missed me
Me: no
Boo: fine then
Boo: I guess I should not have texted you
Me: I missed you!
Me: okay?! **rolls eye until it goes the back of my head**
Boo: omg you're funny hahaha
Boo: I missed you too.
