*after two days*
Loser hasn't texting me for the past few days. I have to admit it, it made me feel sad, like literally sad. I didn't expect that he could not text me for a long time.
This may sounds weird and hilarious but I miss him so bad.
Before I knew what I was doing, I already sent him a text.
Me: YAH
I wanna scream myself for doing that. I was not expecting for a reply though but seconds later my phone vibrated.
Loser: ooh someone couldn't take it anymore and just texted me.
Loser: missed me? ;)
Me: i hate you!
Loser: ouch. **clutches heart**
Me: whatever imy loser :p
Loser: OH MY GOSH
Loser: this is the first time you said something sweet to me
Loser: IMMA WRITE THE DATE AND TIME IN MY WALL
Me: lmao
Loser: wait have you forgot what I told you?
Me: what is it?
Loser: "text me only if you're gonna attend the prom" ;)
Loser: so ya know what this means yeah?
Me: what no!
Me: that's not the reason why I texted you
Loser: and the reason is because you missed me, i know that
Loser: but still you texted me
Loser: and it was in the rules
Loser: you have nothing to do about it baby
Loser: whether you like it or not, you will attend the prom night
Me: i fucking hate you :(
Loser: i fucking love you too
I should look for gowns right now. The day after tomorrow is already the prom night. I hate rush hour so much. Ugh he is the only person who can do this to me.
Loser: you dont know how I got through the past few days without texting you :(
Loser: and it made me feel 193828x worse when I saw you with Yohan
Loser: you guys are dating then fine :(
Loser: stop cheating okay
Loser: im so hurt why you doin this?
I don't care if I'm smiling like an idiot. I swear he's cute.
Me: okay first of all Yohan is just my friend
Me: second we are not dating ffs!¡!
Me: third im not cheating bcs
Me: you.
Me: are.
Me: not.
Me: my.
Me: boyfriend.
Me: and lastly you dont fucking care :)
Me: got it?
Loser: wow i didnt think you could be this straight forward?
Loser: and I found it sexy ;)
Me: you'RE SO WEIRD WTF STAHP
Loser: but srsly whats up with you and Yohan?
Me: nothing. I told you we are just friends. He was my classmate back then and its been a while since we last hang out so yeah thats it
Me: still need anymore details?
Me: Ugh
Loser: hm that somehow made me feel better :)
Loser: but I swear if he ever makes a move to you IMMA BEAT HIS ASS
Loser: no one can take you away from me
Loser: you're my everything
Me: too cliché ew
Loser: wait you called me loser earlier so that means my name is loser?
Me: yes :D
Loser: i know what I want to change my name to
Me: what?
Loser: **violent drum roll**
Loser: TE DE DEN-DEN
Loser: **violently plays piano instead**
Loser: LADY GAGA
I rolled down the floor laughing. This is hilarious.
Me: fine hahahaha you're crazy
Lady Gaga: ya know why im crazy?
Me: why
Lady Gaga: cause you drive me crazy
Me: .sO OLD AND LAME
Lady Gaga: im getting poorer in my pick up lines :(
Lady Gaga: JOKES THEN!
Lady Gaga: why is peter pan always flying?
Lady Gaga: cause he neverlands.
Lady Gaga: IS2G HYERIN IF YOU DONT GET IT
Me: HAHAHA IS IT BAD THAT I DIDNT GET IT AT FIRST?
Lady: oh my lord hyerin
Lady Gaga: what happens to a frogs car when it breaks down?
Lady Gaga: it gets toad away
Lady Gaga: i bet you dont get it
Me: i hnstly dont :/
Lady Gaga: wow you're so smart :)
Me: thank you for the sarcastic compliment Gaga :)
Lady Gaga: what did the grape say when it was stepped on?
Lady Gaga: nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Lady Gaga: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lady Gaga: DAMN IM SO GOOD AT THIS
Me: are you done?
Lady Gaga: do you want more?
Me: no please
Lady Gaga: okay then haha
Lady Gaga: ya should prepare what will you wear for the prom night.
Lady Gaga: **extremely excited**
Me: i am and i hate you for making me do it
Me: srsly
Lady Gaga: its okay i hate me too
Lady Gaga: i hate myself for loving you so much
Me: *stares blankly*
Lady Gaga: my mom made me spell beautiful.
Lady Gaga: she said I spelled it wrong but I'm so sure that I spelled it right
Lady Gaga: because I spelled h-y-e-r-i-n
Lady Gaga: **hides under the blanket**
Me: OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO CHEESY
Lady Gaga: bc i missed you
