Me: ive been laying here in my bed for almost 15 hours straight
Me: wow
Me: i sure have a better future
Oppa: ofcourse you have a better future
Oppa: bc im your future
Me: OH MY GOD STAHP
Oppa: hahahahaha no
Oppa: now take a shower
Oppa: you already stink
Me: excuse you
Me: i never stink
Me: you are :p
Me: gross
Oppa: i only stink when i dont take a bath
Oppa: but the thing is
Oppa: i never take a bath
Me: wtf hahahhahaaha
Me: ew
Oppa: lmao
Oppa: i was kidding okay
Oppa: i take a bath 3 times a day
Me: oh rlly? :D
Oppa: rlly
Oppa: my dog tried to eat taerin
Me: WHAT
Me: i didnt know you have a dog
Oppa: yes and I think he finds taerin cute too
Me: PLS TAKE CARE OF HER
Me: DONT EVER LET YOUR DOG NEAR TAERIN
Me: PLS
Oppa: ofcourse i will take care of her
Oppa: she's our baby right?
Me: right!
Oppa: OMO
Oppa: you finally agreeing with me!¡¿!
Oppa: OH MY GODSKXMFKS
Me: wow you actually know how to fanboy
Oppa: YAS BECAUSE OH MY HOF YOU STARYING TO LIKR ME WHOCH MADR ME FRIVE CRAZY
Me: omg i discovered my new talent.
Me: bc i actually understand you
Me: or bc i am just a professional fangirl of Harry Styles?
Oppa: Harry Styles who?
Me: wooooaaaahhhhh
Me: wait there
Me: did you just diss Harry Styles?
Me: you dont know him?
Me: what generation are you?
Oppa: i srsly dont know him
Oppa: you should choose a better guy who will fangirl to
Oppa: thats why im here :)
Me: okay then
Me: send me some attractive photos of you
Oppa: why do you need my photos?
Oppa: are you gonna use it to masturbate?
Oppa: EXCUSE ME I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT FUCK
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: PERVERT
Me: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
Me: I DONT EVEN BELIEVE YOU THAT YOU'RE STILL VIRGIN
Me: YOU DONT EVEN SEEM LIKE ONE
Oppa: I AM A PURE VIRGIN
Oppa: EVEN MY LIPS ARE VIRGIN
Oppa: SO STOP OKAY
Oppa: S T O P
Me: HAHAHAHAHSKDSDL
Me: you finally admitted that you're the one who's pure virgin here
Oppa: what
Me: what
Pabo: w h a t
Me: UGH
Me: shut up
Pabo: nope
Me: S H U T U P
Pabo: N O P E
Me: i hate you
Pabo: i love you too
Me: DUCK OFF
Me: fuck** i hate typos
Pabo: HAHAHA YOU'RE FUNNY
Me: and you're not :p
Pabo: i think you need my jokes
Me: NO
Me: never
Pabo: how bout pick up lines?
Me: nuh uh
Pabo: i know you miss them
Me: not rlly
Pabo: okay then
Pabo: back to jokes
Pabo: i prepared a lot
Me: i dont wanna hear it
Pabo: my jokes will drag you down
Me: nobody can drag me down
Pabo: oh god
Pabo: i shouldnt have said that
Me: I've got a fire for a heart.
Me: im not scared of the dark!
Me: you never seen it look so easy!¡
Pabo: ive got a river for a soul
Me: and baby you're a boat.
Pabo: baby you're my only reason
Me: wow
Me: you actually knew their songs
Pabo: yes bc i searched harry styles
Pabo: and listened some to their songs
Pabo: i must say im #1daf
Me: omfg hahahahaaahhhaah
Pabo: knock knock?
Me: who's there?
Pabo: chicken legs
Me: chicken legs who?
Pabo: you're insecure, dont know what for. You're chicken legs when you walk through the do-o-or.
Pabo: HAHAHAHAH IM FUNNY
Me: oh my god
Me: i have no words
Me: bless you
