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Me: ive been laying here in my bed for almost 15 hours straight

Me: wow

Me: i sure have a better future

Oppa: ofcourse you have a better future

Oppa: bc im your future

Me: OH MY GOD STAHP

Oppa: hahahahaha no

Oppa: now take a shower

Oppa: you already stink

Me: excuse you

Me: i never stink

Me: you are :p

Me: gross

Oppa: i only stink when i dont take a bath

Oppa: but the thing is

Oppa: i never take a bath

Me: wtf hahahhahaaha

Me: ew

Oppa: lmao

Oppa: i was kidding okay

Oppa: i take a bath 3 times a day

Me: oh rlly? :D

Oppa: rlly

Oppa: my dog tried to eat taerin

Me: WHAT

Me: i didnt know you have a dog

Oppa: yes and I think he finds taerin cute too

Me: PLS TAKE CARE OF HER

Me: DONT EVER LET YOUR DOG NEAR TAERIN

Me: PLS

Oppa: ofcourse i will take care of her

Oppa: she's our baby right?

Me: right!

Oppa: OMO

Oppa: you finally agreeing with me!¡¿!

Oppa: OH MY GODSKXMFKS

Me: wow you actually know how to fanboy

Oppa: YAS BECAUSE OH MY HOF YOU STARYING TO LIKR ME WHOCH MADR ME FRIVE CRAZY

Me: omg i discovered my new talent.

Me: bc i actually understand you

Me: or bc i am just a professional fangirl of Harry Styles?

Oppa: Harry Styles who?

Me: wooooaaaahhhhh

Me: wait there

Me: did you just diss Harry Styles?

Me: you dont know him?

Me: what generation are you?

Oppa: i srsly dont know him

Oppa: you should choose a better guy who will fangirl to

Oppa: thats why im here :)

Me: okay then

Me: send me some attractive photos of you

Oppa: why do you need my photos?

Oppa: are you gonna use it to masturbate?

Oppa: EXCUSE ME I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT FUCK

Me: OH MY GOD

Me: PERVERT

Me: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING

Me: I DONT EVEN BELIEVE YOU THAT YOU'RE STILL VIRGIN

Me: YOU DONT EVEN SEEM LIKE ONE

Oppa: I AM A PURE VIRGIN

Oppa: EVEN MY LIPS ARE VIRGIN

Oppa: SO STOP OKAY

Oppa: S T O P

Me: HAHAHAHAHSKDSDL

Me: you finally admitted that you're the one who's pure virgin here

Oppa: what

Me: what

Pabo: w h a t

Me: UGH

Me: shut up

Pabo: nope

Me: S H U T U P

Pabo: N O P E

Me: i hate you

Pabo: i love you too

Me: DUCK OFF

Me: fuck** i hate typos

Pabo: HAHAHA YOU'RE FUNNY

Me: and you're not :p

Pabo: i think you need my jokes

Me: NO

Me: never

Pabo: how bout pick up lines?

Me: nuh uh

Pabo: i know you miss them

Me: not rlly

Pabo: okay then

Pabo: back to jokes

Pabo: i prepared a lot

Me: i dont wanna hear it

Pabo: my jokes will drag you down

Me: nobody can drag me down

Pabo: oh god

Pabo: i shouldnt have said that

Me: I've got a fire for a heart.

Me: im not scared of the dark!

Me: you never seen it look so easy

Pabo: ive got a river for a soul

Me: and baby you're a boat.

Pabo: baby you're my only reason

Me: wow

Me: you actually knew their songs

Pabo: yes bc i searched harry styles

Pabo: and listened some to their songs

Pabo: i must say im #1daf

Me: omfg hahahahaaahhhaah

Pabo: knock knock?

Me: who's there?

Pabo: chicken legs

Me: chicken legs who?

Pabo: you're insecure, dont know what for. You're chicken legs when you walk through the do-o-or.

Pabo: HAHAHAHAH IM FUNNY

Me: oh my god

Me: i have no words

Me: bless you

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