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Oppa: tgif yayAYAY! :D

Oppa: idk if im sad or happy that its finally weekends

Oppa: bc im not gonna see my bby for two days

Oppa: TWO FUCKING DAYS

Oppa: but i love sleeping so yea

Oppa: how are you?

Me: WHTA THE FYCK

Me: RED FLAG RN :(

Me: my ankle isnt even fully heal right now

Me: this will make me even hard to do anything

Oppa: what do you mean by red flag?

Me: im on my period

Oppa: aish

Oppa: i heard that girls hit period every month

Oppa: how do you survive it?

Me: are you srsly asking me that?

Oppa: yes jagi

Me: pls dont try to annoy me bc i can honestly turn to a monster when im on my period

Oppa: im just kidding :(

Oppa: i dont like to see you turn to a monster

Oppa: maybe when we are in bed?

Oppa: holy shit I shoudn't have said that

Me: OH MY GOD PERVERT

Oppa: you like it? ;)

Me: ew fuck stop you're disgusting

But I'm actually laughing. I didn't think he could be this pervert.

Oppa: im sorry

Oppa: that will be the last time

Oppa: im eating pizza you want?

Me: PLS STOP MENTIONING FOODS

Oppa: HAMBURGER PIZZA FRIES TACO BELL CHOCOLATE SPAGHETTI FRIED CHICKEN PANCAKES STARBUCKS ICE CREAM SALAD SANDWICH SHAWARMA

Me: FUCK OFF :(

Oppa: saranghaeyo **doing inappropriate aegyo**

Me: OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!

Oppa: hah i searched that when girls are on their period they're always asking for food or something sweets

Oppa: so yea i bought you some and left it outside your door.

Me: THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Me: I LOVE YOU FOR THIS

Oppa: wait did you just tell me you love me?

Me: yes I guess?

Oppa: okay then i'll bring you foods everyday

Oppa: so you will say i love you to me

Me: hahahaha thats ironic but no

Me: but srsly thank you so much! You don't know how I badly need this right now :D

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