Me: how's the event? How you doin?
Esteban: I'm torally gone :))))
Esteban: tofully dumb*
Esteban: titally fune**
Esteban: fUCK IM TOTALLY FINE!
Me: are you drunk? :D
Esteban: a kittle nut
Me: you keep doing typo lol sober up lil boy!
Esteban: my mom gave me a cup of sprite but I didn't taste anything, is that a new product of sprite?
Me: lol I think your mom gave you water
Esteban: why would she give me waffle?
Me: you mean water?
Me: bc it can help you sober up a little :)
Esteban: wanna hear a joke? ;)
Me: hahaha sure
Esteban: what do you call a taste-less sprite?
Esteban: a water hahahahahahhahahaha
Me: you should take a rest
Esteban: but I wanna drink more water
Me: why?
Esteban: bc water taste foood!
Esteban: gooood**
Me: hahahaha I can't believe you're like this when you're drunk
Esteban: my underarm is crying what should I do??!!
Me: you should comfort it and wipe the tears
Esteban: okay
Esteban: she said she's okay and she's not crying anymore
Me: lol you're crazy. Go and sleep!
Esteban: don't you want to talk to me? :(
Me: ofc I want but it's already 12:24am you should sleep!
Esteban: let's talk more
Me: fine :/
Esteban: are you home alone?
Me: yes my mom is in her office
Esteban: did you lick the dick?
Me: WHAT!?
Esteban: I mean did you lick the dick?
Me: WTF
Esteban: did you lock the door?
Esteban: fuck it's not me
Esteban: if you think I'm too drunk for always making a typo, it's the fucking autocorrect
Me: hahaha that's so funny! And yes I locked the door. :D
Me: are you still drinking?
Esteban: yes with my cousins
Me: how much did you drink?
Esteban: 11 bottles, not much
Me: 11?!
Esteban: oops no, 12 this time
Me: how could you manage to drink 12 bottles? I can't even drink 1 glass.
Esteban: idk too, this is the first time I stink too much
Me: so you admit you stink that much? :D
Esteban: drink**
Esteban: cuck autocorrect!
Esteban: duck* -__-
Esteban: FUCK*
Me: you know you don't have to always throw the fault to autocorrect
Me: you're drunk, accept it! Haha
Esteban: I know it
Esteban: making a typo is a fart of being a drunk
Me: fart? :D
Esteban: PART** I GIVE UP!
Me: hahaha I told you to sleep!
Esteban: okay I'm heading to their guest room now, since I'm in my aunt house
Me: good!
Esteban: their bed is so soft
Me: don't you want to take a shower first?
Esteban: I'm too dizzy
Me: lol ofc you are
Esteban: I can't remove my jeans
Me: why do you guys likes to wear tight jeans? -__-
Esteban: can you remove it for me?
Me: lol I'm not there
Esteban: so you mean if you're here, you will rlly remove it?
Me: I guess so
Esteban: oooohhh aren't you naughty? Taking advantage to drunk? ;)
Me: wtf?!
Me: Ofc I will help you undress bc you're too drunk. You can't sleep with those tight clothes!
Me: what the fuck are you even thinking?! -__-
Esteban: ya know, making out when you're drunk is fun ;D
Me: what a pervert
Me: stop it and take a sleep Esteban!
Me: you're too drunk! You don't talk to me like that when you're normal lmao
Esteban: who's Esteban?
Me: you are :p
Esteban: my name is not Esteban
Me: you're contact name is Esteban lol good night! :p
Esteban: my name is Taehyung.
Me: what?
Esteban: I am Taehyung.
Me: Taehyung? As in Kim Taehyung?
Me: are you just drunk that's why you're telling me you are him?
Me: or are you really him?
Me: yah!?
Me: aish did you fall asleep, didn't you?
