twenty eight

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Me: how's the event? How you doin?

Esteban: I'm torally gone :))))

Esteban: tofully dumb*

Esteban: titally fune**

Esteban: fUCK IM TOTALLY FINE!

Me: are you drunk? :D

Esteban: a kittle nut

Me: you keep doing typo lol sober up lil boy!

Esteban: my mom gave me a cup of sprite but I didn't taste anything, is that a new product of sprite?

Me: lol I think your mom gave you water

Esteban: why would she give me waffle?

Me: you mean water?

Me: bc it can help you sober up a little :)

Esteban: wanna hear a joke? ;)

Me: hahaha sure

Esteban: what do you call a taste-less sprite?

Esteban: a water hahahahahahhahahaha

Me: you should take a rest

Esteban: but I wanna drink more water

Me: why?

Esteban: bc water taste foood!

Esteban: gooood**

Me: hahahaha I can't believe you're like this when you're drunk

Esteban: my underarm is crying what should I do??!!

Me: you should comfort it and wipe the tears

Esteban: okay

Esteban: she said she's okay and she's not crying anymore

Me: lol you're crazy. Go and sleep!

Esteban: don't you want to talk to me? :(

Me: ofc I want but it's already 12:24am you should sleep!

Esteban: let's talk more

Me: fine :/

Esteban: are you home alone?

Me: yes my mom is in her office

Esteban: did you lick the dick?

Me: WHAT!?

Esteban: I mean did you lick the dick?

Me: WTF

Esteban: did you lock the door?

Esteban: fuck it's not me

Esteban: if you think I'm too drunk for always making a typo, it's the fucking autocorrect

Me: hahaha that's so funny! And yes I locked the door. :D

Me: are you still drinking?

Esteban: yes with my cousins

Me: how much did you drink?

Esteban: 11 bottles, not much

Me: 11?!

Esteban: oops no, 12 this time

Me: how could you manage to drink 12 bottles? I can't even drink 1 glass.

Esteban: idk too, this is the first time I stink too much

Me: so you admit you stink that much? :D

Esteban: drink**

Esteban: cuck autocorrect!

Esteban: duck* -__-

Esteban: FUCK*

Me: you know you don't have to always throw the fault to autocorrect

Me: you're drunk, accept it! Haha

Esteban: I know it

Esteban: making a typo is a fart of being a drunk

Me: fart? :D

Esteban: PART** I GIVE UP!

Me: hahaha I told you to sleep!

Esteban: okay I'm heading to their guest room now, since I'm in my aunt house

Me: good!

Esteban: their bed is so soft

Me: don't you want to take a shower first?

Esteban: I'm too dizzy

Me: lol ofc you are

Esteban: I can't remove my jeans

Me: why do you guys likes to wear tight jeans? -__-

Esteban: can you remove it for me?

Me: lol I'm not there

Esteban: so you mean if you're here, you will rlly remove it?

Me: I guess so

Esteban: oooohhh aren't you naughty? Taking advantage to drunk? ;)

Me: wtf?!

Me: Ofc I will help you undress bc you're too drunk. You can't sleep with those tight clothes!

Me: what the fuck are you even thinking?! -__-

Esteban: ya know, making out when you're drunk is fun ;D

Me: what a pervert

Me: stop it and take a sleep Esteban!

Me: you're too drunk! You don't talk to me like that when you're normal lmao

Esteban: who's Esteban?

Me: you are :p

Esteban: my name is not Esteban

Me: you're contact name is Esteban lol good night! :p

Esteban: my name is Taehyung.

Me: what?

Esteban: I am Taehyung.

Me: Taehyung? As in Kim Taehyung?

Me: are you just drunk that's why you're telling me you are him?

Me: or are you really him?

Me: yah!?

Me: aish did you fall asleep, didn't you?

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