The Adventures Of May Hook

Running into

We ran into my dad. "James I was looking for you." He said as may hid behind me. "Hello young lady." He said as she slowly came out from behind me she was gripping my arm. She signed hello. "She says hi." I translated. I signed 'why are you signing?' And she responded. 'I don't want him to figure me out' I nodded and she smiled. "Can she no talk or..." 'just say I can't hear." She quickly signed. "She can't hear." I said. "Ok. So son have you seen the Hook kid yet?" He asked me. "No I don't think hook is allowing him to come to school no one has seen him." I respond. "Ask your girlfriend if she has seen him." Girlfriend???????? "I don't have a girlfriend."
"Then who is she?" He asks pointing at may.
"She is my friend May, we where hiking and making s'mores." I waved my hand in front of her face then signed 'have you seen hook?' "James give up the act I know she can talk!" He said. "Whaaaaaatttt?" I said trying to play it cool. Key word trying May's face slightly paled. "I'm may." She said obviously her neves were a reck. "I'm sorry I pretended to be deaf I just couldn't believe I was meeting the one and only Peter Pan." May is really good at bluffing. "Oh its fine Miss May." He placed a kiss on her hand. "You haven't seen Mr. Hook around have you?" He asked her, if I was in her position I would have told him who I was already. "Hook... hmm. No doesn't really ring a bell other then The Capitan Hook. Then again I'm not in the "Villains" class." She said calmly and evenly, she pondered and then did an extremely innocent smile. "May, may I ask who are your parents?" We were screwed. "Oh I'm little red riding hoods daughter. My mother was so extremely proud when I was excepted to the school. First Riding hood to be excepted to the Disney Academy!!!! I'm so glad I made history for my family." I would have fallen for it if I didn't know her. "Thank you for your time. I'm glad my son has someone like you in his life." "SHE ISNT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!" I yelled making may blush a bit. "It's true I'm not involved in any relationships at the time." She said with a deep crimson blush. "Who ever dates you is very lucky your very beautiful." "Dad leave her alone and go home!!!" I yelled. He walked away leaving us in an awkward silence. Then her phone started ringing.